The First Half of 2019 is Over — Here’s How Exodus Performed

We had an electrifying end to 2018 and it was supposed to be fire and brimstone for all of 2019. But somehow, someway, we’ve managed to kill volatility and sashay (no homo) to new record highs.

Exodus specializes in mean reversion algorithms and is aways testing the market’s stress points to find pivot points. For our principle algorithm, we had just two oversold signals for the first half of 2019, and here they are.

SPY rose 5.1% 10 days following OS on 5/31

SPY rose 3.2% 10 days following OS on 3/22

I’d say the time machine is back and running at full capacity — plutonium in the engine and the good Dr. at the wheel crushing shit in the Pelican Room. It has been a good start to 2019. I’ll have a full update on my Quant performance on Monday.

I’m 33 for my last 40 booked trades inside Exodus. For you home gamers out there — that’s an 82% win rate. Feel free to compete, if you choose to go down that rocky road. On the matter of transparency, all of these trades are given in real time, emailed and texted out. Many of these trades are overnighters — something I’ve been toying with the past 2 weeks.

I’ll go cold soon enough. But these type of streaks come natural to me. I can show you my exact process as to how I found them and why I bought them. Or you can simply feed of Father Fly’s generosity, parasitically, inside of the Pelican Room.

DRIP +28%
ROKU +2.5%
TVIX +5.7%
TZA +2%
FAZ +6%
TQQQ +4.5%
NUGT +21%
ROKU +6.4%
(DUST -2.9%)
AYX +5.4%
ZM +8.5%
PINS +9.5%
(PAGS -0.5%)
(SFIX -3.5%)
FAS +0.3%
(BE -3.1%)
LK +8.1%
CRWD +7.2%
SOLY +7.9%
NUGT +8.3%
SAIL +5.9%
(CHWY -5.4%)
ZS +2.4%
UPWK +2.6%
(GO -5%)
DLTR +4.8%
ETR +3%
ED +2%
KMB +1.1%
DLR +4.3%
(TIGR -10.7%)
BILI +2.7%
GROW +7%
(SOXS -10.3%)
OSTK +`18.3%
IQ +6.5%
AU +10.5%
NGD +17%
BLL +4.3%
CRWD +3.4%

Either way, my winship and Captainhood is not up for debate.

GOOD DAY.

I sold AU yesterday for a 10% win and NGD today for a +17% win. I have one gold miner left and will likely hold it until my ears fall off. While I’m bullish on gold, the metal seems to be stalling here — appearing to be both fat and lazy and greasy. I do not have an interest in a slothful gold trade, something that has ruined traders for the past 7 years.

So I am stepping off, once again supreme in my trading and dominant in my thesis.

I will revisit this trade when it gains steam.

Once upon a time, Donald John Trump wrote a book dubbed “The Art of the Deal.” I read this book 3 years ago to see what he was all about. In the book, he discusses various ways and methods he’d rip people off — take skyscrapers from people for nothing with zero down payments. He’d even have some sellers pay him to take their real estate. It was truly brilliant, if you’re into that sort of devilish maniacal stuff. If you read the book like I did and analyzed Trump’s personality, you’d know he really doesn’t care too much about other people, as he’s always bobbing and weaving in an endless negotiation towards personal aggrandizement.

While you might not want this sordid type of person as your friend, you’d certainly want him on your side to negotiate a deal.

Well, the G20 meeting is now and President Xi is brining a proposal for Trump.

Can he strike an accord?

U.S. President Donald Trump and China President Xi Jinping will meet Saturday at the G-20 summit to talk trade.

A White House official told CNBC that it might not take much to at least reach a truce in the tit-for-tat trade war.

Trump is closely watching the stock market for reaction to the various developments, the official said.

Given the context of this moment, democrats all talking shit during debates, false claiming everything is horrible under Trump, wouldn’t be the perfect time to negotiate a deal with China and end the trade war — sending stocks flying?

I think so, even though I personally can’t see how it happens.

Nonetheless, you’d have to be fucking mad to be short thru the weekend.

The Stock Market went up massively from the day after I won the Election, all the way up to the day that I took office, because of the enthusiasm for the fact that I was going to be President. That big Stock Market increase must be credited to me. If Hillary won – a Big Crash!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 28, 2019

NEW TRADE WAR FRONT ALERT: INDIA

I look forward to speaking with Prime Minister Modi about the fact that India, for years having put very high Tariffs against the United States, just recently increased the Tariffs even further. This is unacceptable and the Tariffs must be withdrawn!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 27, 2019

*** IF YOU WANT TO STOP TRADING LIKE A MORON FOOL, JOIN Exodus NOW ***

Last year during the summer, I went on two insane winning streaks — something in the magnitude of 60 for 65 — poleaxing all other online gurus into black ash.

I am pleased to announce, I am on a similar sojourn now, breaking necks and ripping off tits along the way.

BEHOLD the current 17 for 21 streak.

LK +8.1%
CRWD +7.2%
SOLY +7.9%
NUGT +8.3%
SAIL +5.9%
(CHWY -5.4%)
ZS +2.4%
UPWK +2.6%
(GO -5%)
DLTR +4.8%
ETR +3%
ED +2%
KMB +1.1%
DLR +4.3%
(TIGR -10.7%)
BILI +2.7%
GROW +7%
(SOXS -10.3%)
OSTK +`18.3%
IQ +6.5%
AU +10.5%

As you could imagine, it takes great skill and perseverance to accomplish such a feat. I am quite proud of myself and fashion myself to be a foremost expert on all things pertaining to finance and trading. Quite honestly, anyone can rummage around claiming to be experts and paint lines on charts — but can they do it when it mattered and when 1,000 members inside The Pelican Room (Exodus) were watching?

I think not.

I have several more irons in the fire and I hope to extend this fantastic winning streak to be even bigger and better in the not-too-distant-future.

Thank you and God Bless America.

Just closed out a day trade in IQ, +6.5%. Don’t be jelly.

In other news, millennial faggots are getting BOGGED the fuck out severely in BTC — down 20% today. In more other news, pot stocks are running hot. Perhaps a rotation is underway at the local avocado toast eatery?

A few things of note.

The WSJ says Xi will present Trump will terms to end trade war at g20 tomorrow. WHOA — HOW ABOUT DAY? WHOA. Get ready for the big bounce off the bottom.

Sorry, I can’t help myself sometimes.

What to do now faggots?

Eat avocado toast and get BOGGED out in cryptos?

No.

While you were get flame broiled buying BTC at the highs, I stepped in and bought OSTK at $12.25 yesterday. Members of Exodus were appraised.

I also closed out a FUCKING hedge, which was SOXS, for a 10.3% loss. I’m not saying it’s not worth doing ever now, but I lost the right to own it because my limits have been reached, in terms of loss.

With the proceeds and some of my idle cash, I bought a basket of Chinese stocks. I did this because I wanted to and because I think and feel a trade deal will mean immediate melt up in all things. Because of this, I also bought some SAAS stocks.

In short, my trepidations about the market have been mediated and I’m not firmly in the bull camp, eagerly awaiting President Xi sucking Trump’s cock (no homo).

In a world of fake news, one cannot be certain what he reads is true or folly. But in the event this report by the WSJ is true, we might have an end to this vicious American-Chinese trade war by June 28th, 2019. The total cost of this trade war can never be truly tallied. But one thing is for certain, the stock market would probably be 10,000 points higher had it never happened.

Chinese President Xi Jinping will present President Trump with the terms it expects the U.S. to meet for Beijing to settle the trade war, The Wall Street Journal reports, citing Chinese officials.

China will demand that the U.S. lift its ban on the sale of U.S. technology to Huawei Technologies, Chinese officials with knowledge of the plan told the Journal.

China also expects the U.S. to remove all tariffs and drop efforts to get China to buy more U.S. export

In other news, cryptos have been BOGGED the fuck out. All of the avocado toast eating millennial faggots have been liquidated and eliminated from the game of play.

Markets will likely press higher. Who can really stop all of this prosperity?

America’s largest and most prestigious bank is out with two wholly different types of statements today — one pandering to lunatics who want to upend the US economy by forgiving $1.6 trillion in student debt — the other is from some analyst who calls into question the quality of the present bull market. In both cases, both people are retarded.

Market commentary by some moron.

Cyclical stocks typically tied to economic growth have failed to regain the ground lost in May.

Only defensive groups like consumer staples and utilities have confirmed the S&P 500?s new highs, J.P. Morgan’s chart analyst Jason Hunter points out.

“Rally leadership doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence yet … In our view, that cross-market divergence can only persist for a short period of time, and the S&P 500 Index rally potential is limited under the current conditions,” Hunter says.

CEO of JPM, Jamie Dimon, pandering like a motherfucker by saying ‘what we’ve done’ via loaning money to people to attain higher degrees of education and better jobs, is a disgrace. What!?

JP Morgan chief Jamie Dimon says we need to “fix the broken parts” of student lending in the United States.

“What we’ve done is a disgrace and it’s hurting America,” Dimon tells Yahoo Finance.

With $1.6 trillion outstanding student debt in the United States, student lending is crippling many Americans. Today the average college student graduates $30,000 in the debt, up from $10,000 in the 1990s.

Pray tell me, in this competitive world, what is the alternative? Should we have the poor and middled class work at Amazon slave factories and only the rich kids get the good jobs? Or, are we going to give free education to all American students? Not that we really care about balancing budgets and funding liabilities anymore — but how in the fuck would that be possible? I know other countries do it — but we’re up to our eyeballs in debt and it’s only getting worse.

Alas, it is a waste of my breath.

Full disclosure: I’m not going to tell you anything in this post.

I bought a basket of blockchain related stocks based off the idea that everyone in the world will soon enjoy a lambo in their driveways, based off the BTC surge.

Also, I am not selling my hedge today, maybe tomorrow.

GTG — ciao.