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President Xi To Bend the Knee to Emperor Trump Tomorrow

A few things of note.

The WSJ says Xi will present Trump will terms to end trade war at g20 tomorrow. WHOA — HOW ABOUT DAY? WHOA. Get ready for the big bounce off the bottom.

Sorry, I can’t help myself sometimes.

What to do now faggots?

Eat avocado toast and get BOGGED out in cryptos?

No.

While you were get flame broiled buying BTC at the highs, I stepped in and bought OSTK at $12.25 yesterday. Members of Exodus were appraised.

I also closed out a FUCKING hedge, which was SOXS, for a 10.3% loss. I’m not saying it’s not worth doing ever now, but I lost the right to own it because my limits have been reached, in terms of loss.

With the proceeds and some of my idle cash, I bought a basket of Chinese stocks. I did this because I wanted to and because I think and feel a trade deal will mean immediate melt up in all things. Because of this, I also bought some SAAS stocks.

In short, my trepidations about the market have been mediated and I’m not firmly in the bull camp, eagerly awaiting President Xi sucking Trump’s cock (no homo).

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7 comments

  1. Good Shepherd

    Pure crypto plays on OSTK and Medici are $FLO and $RVN

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  2. tradingnymph

    The only Oral Sex that will be done will be Trump on his Knees. Xi is President for LIFE, he doesn’t need a deal and knows if there is no deal, Trump’s reelection will not be so smooth with the Agri Base in the USA. Xi is prepping his people to struggle for a better future. Also Xi is making crazy deals with ROW to buy their stuff instead of USA. Xi NEEDS to slow down China…no Deal is the only way. The ONLY thing Xi wants is no conflicts with USA/North Korea cuz that could really mess up everything.. Absent that, Xi holds the cards. Xi will tell Trump as Trump is on his Knees, that he will agree to have his 100 professional Negotiators meet with the five or so USA ones including Sucide Squad Producer Steve M….that’s it…oh, and they will buy all the pork and soybean that USA can send over (Pork shortage there). But China sees what Trump does with deals ala Iran, his word is nothing…so Xi will just stand and smile cuz he will be getting a great blowjob and won’t even need to pay for it.

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    • MSGT HARTMAN

      You mentioned Trump six times. What happened, he turned you down in 1985?

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      • tradingnymph

        He is not my type. ANYWAY, we got Trump going over to North Korea and Shaking hands with Kim and the Huawaii ban lifted. And the USA got the talks started. It all appears my take on the blow job was right.

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  3. og

    Some people take your posts too seriously.

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  4. notdeadyet

    “Pump Ethereum for two hours and then wake him up!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

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  5. arianapham

    Thanks for sharing this awesome content here.
    fnaf

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