MARKETS CRATER AFTER TRUMP CALLED PRESIDENT XI “ENEMY”, ORDERS ALL US COMPANIES OUT OF CHINA

Ok I’m blogging from my iPhone because I’m not set up yet and this shit happens.

This is beyond bizarre, but instead provocative. Comparing Powell to Xi is insane, but also calling Xi an enemy is wholly dangerous.

Stay long gold during this shit storm.

I ended up leaving Princeton after 4pm yesterday due to chicanery largess. During the walk thru the basement sink pump broke and water began to spill out onto the carpets, much to my chagrin. Luckily I was able to calm down the buyers and hire a plumber, who fucking destroyed me for $800. The past cost max $200.

Then I had to settle my son in his dorm and begin a 12hr harrowing experience to N.C., which was intermittently interrupted by disgusting pit stops at 24hr McDonald’s and Wawa’s. It was an ordeal that was both absurd and ridiculous.

i couldn’t give a fuck about the market today, as I’m 20% cash and keenly positioned amongst an array of gold stocks. Come Monday, Southern Gent Fly will be live trading and talking shit inside Exodus. But today, I need to deal with the movers, head out to register kids in school, and stock the fridge with food.

I ended up leaving Princeton after 4pm yesterday due to chicanery largess. During the walk thru the basement sink pump broke and water began to spill out onto the carpets, much to my chagrin. Luckily I was able to calm down the buyers and hire a plumber, who fucking destroyed me for $800. The past cost max $200.

Then I had to settle my son in his dorm and begin a 12hr harrowing experience to N.C., which was intermittently interrupted by disgusting pit stops at 24hr McDonald’s and Wawa’s. It was an ordeal that was both absurd and ridiculous.

i couldn’t give a fuck about the market today, as I’m 20% cash and keenly positioned amongst an array of gold stocks. Come Monday, Southern Gent Fly will be live trading and talking shit inside Exodus. But today, I need to deal with the movers, head out to register kids in school, and stock the fridge with food.

I cashed in some of my chips today, opting for cash as I will be busy the next few days with my move to NC.

I sold STMP +5.7%

AYX +4.7% (OVERNIGHTER)

OKTA +4.3%

DRIP -1.8%

Considering this ball breaker of a market, the ding in DRIP is wholly acceptable.

More later, maybe. Fucking busy here you know.

I cashed in some of my chips today, opting for cash as I will be busy the next few days with my move to NC.

I sold STMP +5.7%

AYX +4.7% (OVERNIGHTER)

OKTA +4.3%

DRIP -1.8%

Considering this ball breaker of a market, the ding in DRIP is wholly acceptable.

More later, maybe. Fucking busy here you know.

You get me angry, always trying to doubt the Blog Father and his divine powers. No one was up on gold before me, except for that fucker Schiff. I told you, I told yoooooo to get involved with dat.

Gold is breaking out. Commodities look fine. Things are tenuous with markets, but also fine.

I like commodities here.

I have already booked my EVER overnighter and now I took two more trades. Nothing can stop me, not even gravity itself.

You don’t need to learn how to fish. All you have to do is sit there in your recliner seat, turn on the computer screen, and watch the master commit wonderful acts of magic in the market.

Yesterday at approximately 3:13pm eastern standard time, “The Fly” stepped into the market and bought EVER and one other stock that cannot be mentioned on here, the homeless free version of the site. Members of the Exodus platform were alerted to this greatness and people barreled in by the dozens for free fish.

Early this morning, “The Fly” sold EVER for an annualized return of 1,360%, or 5.4% overnight — because that’s just how these things work out these days. The other stock is still on the books, and profitable, alongside the many gold miners that I keep. It’s important that everyone eats in order to live. Some will teach you how to fish — because they’re selfish and evil. I only ask that you know how to chew, as I toss FREE FISH onto your platter all day long.

Markets will go higher and gold is on my radar today — because yields are lower.

More on this later.

Listen to me. All of this hooplas about trade wars and fucking recessions will have to take a backseat, now that we’ve got the engine running again. I do change my mind on a daily basis, to move swiftly with the winds of the market’s mood. Do not get angry at Le Fly, but instead embrace his changeability as a keen weathervane of these here markets.

Are you qualified to offer me financial advice?

No, absolutely not.

I do this shit professionally, while you merely shit-trade. This is like comparing some fucktards art class project to a Turner. Makes no sense. Take your Jackson Pollack ass the fuck out of here and bear witness to the power and the glory of “The Fly” as he ramshackles and swashbuckles throughout this market with Japanese ginsu knife precision.

I took two trades for today, after selling PAYS for +10.8% and ENPH for overnight success. Today’s overnighter is guaranteed for profit — if not I vow on all that is religious — I will cut off my own cock.

I sold PAYS for a 10.8% win and my overnighter ENPH for a 1.6% win. Annualize that, motherfuckers.

You might not like the manner in which I speak to you, but you will respect it.

Lots of shit going on today, like the President of Denmark talking greasy AF — not wanting to cede over Greenland to America. This, as you know, is unacceptable.

“Greenland is not for sale. Greenland is not Danish. Greenland belongs to Greenland. I strongly hope that this is not meant seriously,” Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen

White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow on Sunday confirmed media reports earlier in the week that Trump had privately discussed with his advisers the idea of buying Greenland.

“I don’t want to predict an outcome, I’m just saying the president, who knows a thing or two about buying real estate, wants to take a look at a Greenland purchase,” Kudlow told Fox News.

Dow futures are up nearly 300, because men with balls stepped in and did what was right for the world. Gold, however, is sharply lower — off by 1% — because men with balls stepped away from gold and into other items of interest.

On Friday, I stepped in and purchased several stocks, all which shall propel higher today. This is not me patting myself on the back. This is simply facts, undeniable truths that cannot be debated.

Am I the best trader in America living today?

Yes.

Can you hold a candle to me?

No.

We live in a complex world of trans-gendered animal like creatures circumventing the globe. You should find solace in the fact this blog is binary — laying out the facts in plain black and white instead of ball-juggling testicles like some of the other finance bloggers out there.

Have a prosperous day!