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The House of Fly Has Free Fish For All

You don’t need to learn how to fish. All you have to do is sit there in your recliner seat, turn on the computer screen, and watch the master commit wonderful acts of magic in the market.

Yesterday at approximately 3:13pm eastern standard time, “The Fly” stepped into the market and bought EVER and one other stock that cannot be mentioned on here, the homeless free version of the site. Members of the Exodus platform were alerted to this greatness and people barreled in by the dozens for free fish.

Early this morning, “The Fly” sold EVER for an annualized return of 1,360%, or 5.4% overnight — because that’s just how these things work out these days. The other stock is still on the books, and profitable, alongside the many gold miners that I keep. It’s important that everyone eats in order to live. Some will teach you how to fish — because they’re selfish and evil. I only ask that you know how to chew, as I toss FREE FISH onto your platter all day long.

Markets will go higher and gold is on my radar today — because yields are lower.

More on this later.

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10 comments

  1. juice

    learning how to fish for oneself, is so yesterday

    free fish for all, is so today, a god-given right and motto of the neo-democratic party

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    • ferd

      They saw how much the 1%ers and bankers enjoyed free fish granted under the Obama administration, and so decided to market that promise to the rest of us (straight white males excluded). And now Trump may be getting on board ..with talk of a payroll tax cut (free social security!) Yippee.

      Good spot for BTG for those who need more pm exposure.

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    • numbersgame

      Juice

      Corporate capitalism has been around for a long time.

      – This is why we are the food basket of the world: we subsidize agri-corps and they move into 3’rd world countries and flood the market with cheap food. NAFTA destroyed Mexican corn farmers.
      – It is also well known that Congress likes to buy Miliray hardware that the DoD says they don’t need.
      – Then you have the Pharma industry who play games so that their patents get extended well beyond 10 years.
      – Then you have te extraction industries that mine/drill federal land and shortcahnge the gov’t on their lease fees.

      Free fish is not neo-democratic, it is bi-partisan.

      ferd,
      No one is excludede from free fish: there are more white males than minority females. This has been true under every Presidentail adminsitration, partly because there have alwasy been a lot of white males.

      As for a tax cut: not going to happen. Things aren’t as easy for a President when their party doesn’t control Congress. The democrats will never pass ANOTHER cap gains tax cut, and their are two problems with a payroll tax cut: (1) it weakesn the SS program (as benfits will not be cut) and (2) they woudl onlt pass it if the Republicans agreed to calw back dsome of their tax cuts for the wealthy.

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      • juice

        you are talking bi-partisan free fish for those who submit to and serve the elite

        then there is the free-fish when a sitting el Prezidente runs for re-erection

        the rest are ponzi-scheme victim ditch-diggers, circle-jerking, rats on life’s wheel, getting and going nowhere

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      • ferd

        Huh? and..

        Re Payroll Tax, not so sure that Trump would be unsuccessful in framing it such that the Dems would have a hard time denying it to those who eat.

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  2. mrcharlie

    Homeless version!!! hahaha too funny….. Fly you fuckin vagrant!!!

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  3. numbersgame

    In other news, the market stopped exactly where I said it would on Friday, while Gold, Treasuries and an obvious key currency haven’t missed a beat.

    Fly,
    Your free fish are loaded with heavy metals form years of corporate neglect, so excuse me if I refuse your hospitality and instead prepare to chow down on some cattle (the horned kind are better, because they are ribbled with fat due to their complancency).

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  4. numbersgame

    Also, for those that like to pounce on the bad calls of others, but don’t have the brains or the balls to make their own predictions, here is a gift: I am shorting NFLX again. Given my record on this stock, maybe you’ll have an opportunity to build yourself up by mocking someone better than you.

    I currently have a vertical spread with a conservative break-even of 297. May the best man win.

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    • ferd

      You may have stumbled into a decent entry, I too have a short position ..it goes to 257, inshallah.

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      • numbersgame

        Yes, it failed to hold support at $300 on an up day….

        Also, as a learning lesson to others: NFLX is very volatile (obviously), some of my shorts were profitable – until they weren’t – because it bottmed at higher valuation thatn I gave it. The lesson being: even on positions taken based on bullish or bearish fundamentals, you still must pay attention to stock and market technicals to know when to close out

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