iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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RECORD HIGHS ARE A GOD GIVEN RIGHT

Listen to me. All of this hooplas about trade wars and fucking recessions will have to take a backseat, now that we’ve got the engine running again. I do change my mind on a daily basis, to move swiftly with the winds of the market’s mood. Do not get angry at Le Fly, but instead embrace his changeability as a keen weathervane of these here markets.

Are you qualified to offer me financial advice?

No, absolutely not.

I do this shit professionally, while you merely shit-trade. This is like comparing some fucktards art class project to a Turner. Makes no sense. Take your Jackson Pollack ass the fuck out of here and bear witness to the power and the glory of “The Fly” as he ramshackles and swashbuckles throughout this market with Japanese ginsu knife precision.

I took two trades for today, after selling PAYS for +10.8% and ENPH for overnight success. Today’s overnighter is guaranteed for profit — if not I vow on all that is religious — I will cut off my own cock.

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8 comments

  1. ferd

    Last minutes lean toward lower overnight. Sorry about your member.

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  2. oilerua

    he is a fucktarder and never keeps his words

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  3. it is showtime

    All discussion is that “THE ECONOMY IS WARNING RECESSION” (BONDS). Wrong.

    10s2s were holding .15 to .2 spread for 12+ months. The fed cut, within 2 weeks, sent a quick brisk sudden breakoff move, to 0.

    The inversion
    was an intentional or unintentional or planned
    outcome of the fed.
    It was their abnormal-cut that resulted the recession headline.
    It was
    non. organic.

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    • numbersgame

      FED cuts usually affect the low end, so the direct effect was to widen the spreads. However, the market took the FED cut as confirmation that things are slowing down, so the indirect effect was to invert the spread.

      You’ll note that the curve inverts before a recession, but then it recovers well before the recession ends, often before it *begins* because the FED cuts rates to provide stimulus in response to negative econmic data.

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  4. kidstock

    Greetings Kind Sir. Does your time machine has an opinion on GUSH?

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  5. spaceman

    Try here http://freestockalgos.com/home

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  6. ericbakerbruce

    Jackson Pollock, widely noticed for dripping and splashing paint onto a horizontal canvas, when asked about his technique, stated “there are no accidents, I deny the accident.” That’s rich.

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  7. bronze28

    “cut it off; lock it up.!!”

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