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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Futures Soar Because Markets Are Rigged

Who gives a shit anyway? Markets are rigged, not rigged, makes no difference to me. Do you want to know the type of person I am? How about a generous and charitable gent, cavorting with morons online in the hopes money can enable you to marry up and improve upon your fucked bloodlines?

“The Fly” is not only a man of the people for the people, but he’s making bloodlines better. Without coin, no woman in her right god damned mind would marry you. But with coin, all of a sudden, you look interesting and with that interest comes babies — offspring is gifted with a +10 on the olde IQ and athletic ACTN3 speed gene granted by the Gods — making your family bloodline stronger and better.

Thank me later.

Futures are +42 Nasdaqs and I have a 20% position in CLVS — which I am telling you only because I know the inevitability of the stock’s trajectory and because I am a very hospitable man. You’d be wise to follow me and stop trying to learn how to trade. “The Fly” feeds hungry investors fish and never requires nor begs them to learn how to do it themselves. Trading, like speed racing, isn’t for everyone. You either have the trait or you don’t.

Why, you wouldn’t pretend to have the ability to race in the olympics would you? Then why bother trying to learn how to trade? Rigged, scam.

Dr. Fly is the truth. CLVS — write it down.

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9 comments

  1. numbersgame

    I’m dcalring victory on my ROKU call

    https://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2019/11/14/bears-gonna-get-gobble-gobbled/#comment-564638
    https://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2019/11/19/biotech-lottery-tickets-next-one-go/#comment-564713

    Made money short.
    Made money long
    Made money short again

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    • alty

      “Made money” as in reduced the losses from your other market calls?

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      • numbersgame

        Do you mean my long MU, long IWM, or long DIS, or long TLT calls?

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        • ferd

          Fed’s once again trying to punch your TLT calls:

          “Federal Reserve Proposes New Rule To Let Inflation Run “Hot” Ahead Of Next Recession”

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          • numbersgame

            Old news.

            It was in the Sep FED minutes, and I mentioned it on this blog the day it was released. https://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2019/10/09/pro-tip-fuck-gold/#comment-563964

            However, to allow inflation > 2%, you need two things:
            1) The implicit support of the masses, who even today think inflation is too high. Think pitchforks and torches.
            2) Inflation to ***actually climb above 2%.*** Ask Japan about this one. More importantly, every tool that the FED has to try and achieve this goal is supportive of Treasury bond prices.

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          • ferd

            “once again”

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    • numbersgame

      BTW, I closed out at $135, but still wouldn’t go long ROKU at anything over $120. or short it below $150. If the volatility wasn’t so high, I’d buy an option straddle because this stock isn’t done jerking people around.

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  2. numbersgame

    Holy sh!t, TVIX +1000%

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  3. teslawasright

    Chinese coffee gonna gap up (no Nitro)

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