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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Bears Are Gonna Get Gobble Gobble’d

First I’d like to tell my younger punk readers that you should stay in school. As crazy as that sounds, and I realize it goes against the modern way of thinking, educating oneself, even though you might take on debt in the process, is an important part of maturing as an adult. If you’re thinking about dropping out of college or God forbid high school — don’t. If you do not end up like Bill Gates, you will most certainly etch a fast track to a lifetime of wanton poverty and depression, by way of wage cage job at an Amazon slave factory. Remember, you’re not only paying tuition, but growing as a person and going thru the crucible of life. Sure it sucks that you weren’t born better, had the privilege of a high IQ and entry into an Ivy League school. But there are many ways to carve out a path towards success — so be the man you want to be — but do that AFTER school you fucking idiots.

Futures are somewhat soft this morning, as President Trump edges closer to the guillotine. One could only hope for chaos, but I am afraid we’ll get more of the same here. We are within a fortnight of National Festival Day and I have extreme confidence in a short squeeze into gravy day. Never bet against American stocks into cranned berry filled dishes festooned with stuffing. There is a reckoning coming for shorts and you can feel the fiery breeze coming. Incineration is all but a foregone conclusion.

Fully invested here. Gold is bouncing with bonds. Pot stocks and other forms of degeneracy BTFO. “The Fly” is alcohol free, lifting weights like a mad-man, until summer. I shall be chronicling adventures of winship very soon.

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10 comments

  1. ferd

    Find something that you like to do ..something that is of service to the community. Become excellent at it. If this involves college, fine. If it doesn’t, fine.

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  2. richardweiner

    Low IQ blacks and Mexicans are invading. You will need more than college to save you. They will tax you 80% and say you are lucky to have anything because of your white male privilege. TAKE BACK YOUR LAND AMERICA.

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  3. numbersgame

    I think we have come full circle, Re: Bill Gates and college.

    BIll Gates was able to skip college becuase his parents were rich enough to send him to a high school that taught programming in 1968. I doubt any public high schools wre doing the same thing back then. His HS tuition probabaly cost the same as a public state University did.

    Fast forward to today: most (all?) HS teach some progaramming and so do many elementary schools. The Internet also has many slef-learning tools. At the same time, college costs have outpaced everytihng else, even healthcare. So now it makes sense for lower class students to learn programming and skip college. In fact, over the next 10-20 years I think we’ll see an decrease in the emphasis on college degrees and an increase in the importannce of skills and certificates earned outside a 4-yr school.

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  4. numbersgame

    Short Roku. Bring it, noobs.

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  5. NYbubba

    Weights vs beers = bigtime tailwind. I’m aboard that train also. Clearly others as well. Seen TAP or BUD quotes recently? If you’ve just gotta have a buzz, it’s CGC all the way (not the stock.. they’re farmers at the end of the day).

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  6. tha pirate

    The Trump hearings are laughable they are so bad. A stalinesque show trial with NO real evidence of high crimes and misdemeanors. On top of that, it means NOTHING since there is NO WAY IN HELL they will get Trump out of office by a 67 majority in the Senate.The goal in the Dem run Congress is to smear Trump – and THATS it. Not to help with the China negotiations nor to advance helpful laws.The socialist left said they would impeach him the day he took office and it has been one attempt after the next to get ‘the evil orange man’ The 1st poster here with the racist remarks is obviously a moron, but he is useful to the ultraleft facists who want to lump all Trump supporters together as ‘racist’ or mean spirited. The reality is that it is the left that are facist, for they want to silence the right, an undo the will of a fair election in 2016.

    Reality is that the Dems have moved so far to the left they have become Socialists who, if they ran the White House, would reverse the greatest prosperity the nation has ever seen.

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