I should just pre-make these blogs in my blogging factory. I could have headlines made up and ready to go with the content predictably crafted.
Here are some headlines to try out.
*** DOW PLUNGES AFTER CHINA TRADE DEAL FUCKS ITSELF ***
*** DOW SOARS AFTER PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES VICTORY OVER CHINA ***
*** DOW SLUMPS ON RUMORS OF CHINA TRADE WAR SNAG ***
*** DOW LAMBASTS HIGHER AFTER CHINA TRADE DEAL CEMENTED IN STONE ***
*** BULLS SWING FROM LAMP POSTS AFTER CHINESE RENEG ON CEMENTED TRADE DEAL ***
*** BEARS GUTTED AND DEVOURED AFTER TRADE DEAL CONFIRMED ***
I can literally write these all day, because trade wars are fun and easy to win.
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