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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE TURKEY GODS ARE COMING — 100% LONG

I am cash poor now, after buying 7 fresh fish today. By next week I will be shoving said fish into the throats of those in Exodus — feeding their friends and families, permitting them to enjoy a fruitful and wonderful life.

I will have you know, Donald Trump has defeated China once again in the trade wars and has been doing so for the past 3 years. We look forward to future victories of this sort and magnitude in the not so distant future.

As it pertains to my future, a financial super hero, I will only point to profit. There are plenty of complexities when peering into the life of Dr. Fly, from his geographic locale, to his choice of music, to his preferred time on his eggs when cooked. But if we simply wash that all away and focus on the one singular thing that binds everything together — it is this.

The Fly is the greatest trader to have ever lived. With a bold statement like that one would surmise he’d be on the teevee or perhaps managing a gigantic fund — jerking off all day with fellow billionaires. But this is not life that was destined to be for Senior Tropicana — born into the sewers of Brooklyn — rough tree climber and player of the baseball — “The Fly” is a true populist and serves only to enrich those in a disadvantaged position for profit.

One thing is indelibly clear, markets are coiled and the upsurge of excitement has come, and with that the melancholy of doom all abated and all that comes with it, I can comfortably say that nothing at all can stop us from marching higher.

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4 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Thanks for providing a higher level to short from ppt programmers…..!

    Love it.

    Bigger mountain. Bigger bubble. Bigger calamity when the narrative changes. Enjoyed the opportunity today….loved your bubble you take so much pride in getting just a little bit bigger!

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  2. spaceman

    Dr Fly is showing symptoms of being DRUNK WITH EUPHORIA and needs to be RED PILLED. I too am the greatest THE GREATEST SECTION 8 TENANT but Max Keiser just told me China has TWENTY THOUSAND TONS OF GOLD and the dollar is going to ZERO. We must pull together and STOP THE INSANITY!

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  3. MSGT HARTMAN

    A box of rocks has more brains than a Bear.

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  4. flea

    Fly – you are the man. I know you want to write. But first you must read. Try Don Delillo’s ‘Underworld.’ NY-based, modern style, highest caliber writing.

    Oh yes, and buy $PCG

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