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Reminder: The Fed Can And Will RAPE You Today

As you gents go about your day, willingly placing your ass out there for the world to see. I just wanted to remind you that the Fed is making a decision at 2:30pm and they’re liable to RAPE you for dressing inappropriately.

I know, the victim is never at fault; but you shouldn’t be walking out there with your ass hanging out either. By ass hanging out, I mean fully invested, margined to the hilt, tilting sideways and out of bullets.

You cannot do that.

This was your last reminder.

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5 comments

  1. numbersgame

    It’s not the FED. As i mentioend, the market will likely react badly no matter what they say. That’s what happen when you depend on CB stimulus to prop up the market. The FED just provide an excuse (catalyst) to sell.

    The last two FED meetings were coincident with short-term (2-3 month) market tops.

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  2. natehois

    Didn’t do anything…

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    • numbersgame

      Give it time. Also 30yr bonds heading straight for 2.25%, biggest gain in weeks.

      If it breaks through, then it’s only a matter of time before the stock tarders catch up to the bond traders.

      Ideally, this takers some tiem to paly out as I have several bullish hedges (MU, IWM, etc) I’d like to clsoe

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  3. MSGT HARTMAN

    +40.89% YTD

    It is my god given right to see +66% by the end of the year

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