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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: NO MORE FUCKING FREE TRIALS

I feed people fish on a daily basis in Exodus. I do not make empty promises to lowly people to “teach them how to trade”, which is equal to teaching a dog how to fly. I do not teach anything — I feed people fish. I take the fish and place it into your face. That’s the concept of the service. We have predictive algorithms and lots of data and a wide open community of fuckers who trade in real time; but at the end of the day — they come for the fish.

I need to wrap this up now.

This is in response to an email I received from someone who thought he was in a free trial after signing up and paying money.

FREE TRIALS ARE CANCELED, INDEFINITELY. I will not be changing my mind in this regard. I am a fisherman who travels the ocean, far and wide, in search of delicious fish. Sometimes I cram the fish into your face and you choke on the bones. Other times I get sushi grade tuna and you love it. This is the nature of Exodus.

Good day to you, Sir.

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12 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    Your fish stinks

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    • juice

      Ginger still hurling insults from his death-bed … going out in his own inimitable style

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  2. it is showtime

    27k Dow had a 3 week lifespan with july and september.
    saadd. HAAAAAAA. HAAAAAAA. sad

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  3. spaceman

    DUMBASS AS A ROCK needs to be BANNED unless you enjoy shoving fish up Rocky’s AS..OLE

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  4. fxtradepro

    A fisherman always sees another fisherman from a far.

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  5. one-eighty

    I’ve tried fly fishing a few times but I wasn’t very good, although I did catch a little rainbow with a Tom Thumb on a lake once. Great breakfast fish, fried in bacon fat.

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  6. irma vep

    OMG! I can answer phone calls from my Mac! That said and I’ll say it again, loosen your seat belts, or rather, remove them because it’s going to be a traders’ market for another year or so. If you can’t grasp this, then tighten your seat belt good and tight.

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    • numbersgame

      Based on previous bear markets, I think you are dead on.

      No more easy “buy and hold” or HODL for Bulls.

      On the other hand, Bears will get drawn in big down moves, only to watch the FED/SEC/etc come in and change the rules in the Bulls favor.

      Discipline will be key: spread you positions, don’t over leverage and get caught with your pans down.

      O

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  7. spaceman

    MY Plunge Protection Team just went to work!

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