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Oil Sucks, War With Iran or Not

*** QUIT BEING A FUCKING PIKER. JOIN THE LEAGUE OF DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMEN IN Exodus TODAY ***

Need I remind you that oil does not perform well during this time of year again?

Seasonality stats for oil exploration sucks this time of year. Keep note.

And here are the bullshit headlines. It seems Iran seized a British oil tanker or two. Didn’t they try to seize one a week ago and failed? What in the fuck do they think they’re doing out there? Crazy Trump is liable to unleash aircraft carrier onto their cities. Perhaps that’s the point — lure us into another war and get BOGGED down into it?

Jeremy Hunt “extremely concerned” after Iran seizes two British-owned oil tankers

One of the ships, which was Liberian-flagged, was allowed to continue its voyage

Iran’s state TV claims the vessel it is holding had turned its tracker off

UK Foreign Office has said it is urgently seeking further information

I was out all fucking day and haven’t had a chance to do anything. I have a headache and I don’t want to look at the fucking steering wheel for the rest of the day. I just want to drink some rum and listen to good music and tell people to fuck off.

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5 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    Fuck off

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  2. moosh

    What is crazy Trump’s war death toll so far, and how does that stack up to all of the previous mongers at this point? No clue myself, just asking. Rum??

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    • juice

      All in all, the Trump wake of death and destruction thus far is fairly anemic compared with his two warring professor predecessors, Bush and the Obamanator, although death by drone under Trump is on pace to exceed even Obama — the Death by drone President.

      However, I am prophesying no war with Iran since he has Rand Paul on the job and also that Trump does not seem to be a war monger in general, unless we’re talking trade wars, then it’s game on, i.e. war on.

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  3. one-eighty

    What about crazy Trump trying to sic a lynch mob on a sitting member of Congress?????

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  4. macpatton

    so what is good rum?

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