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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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See Pal, This Is Who I Am and You’re Nothing

I just blew out of my CRWD position that I bought before the close yesterday for a +16.9% return. If you’d take your calculators out, you’d learn that I made 4,283% on an annualized basis. I know what you’re thinking: “Fly, how the heck can I annualize that return; that’s sheer madness.”

Fuck you, annualize it. I take out an overnight trade each and every day. My track record is astounding, quite frankly. Just the other day I kicked out of a day trade in APRN for +10.7%. This is easy for me, like mowing the grass — yard work that even a child could do. Some people have a difficult time peddling their bicycles or throwing a baseball, but not me. I can ride my bike without hands and throw a fastball at 95mph. See pal, that’s who I am.

What happens next — where do we go from here?

Stay tuned?

PS: How’s that gold/silver trade working out? Oh yeah, nailed that too.

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15 comments

  1. numbersgame

    Are you seriously boasting about buying a small-cap a few hours before they released their *first* earnings report? That’s amateur sh!t (99% luck), no matter what the gain. You’re better than that (aren’t you?).

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    • Dr. Fly

      That’s exactly what I’m doing pal. The second you can step to me with better picks in a better time frame is the second I’ll stop boasting. Until then, you’ll be shining my shoes.

      And another thing: for someone who calls himself a ‘numbers’ guy — you sure are dumb. CRWD has a market cap of nearly $17 billion and yet you have the gall to sit there with your fat stomach protruding onto the keyboard and call it a small cap? How about go fuck yourself? How’s that?

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  2. wolfdaddy

    It’s the same tires bullshit over and over. What happened to this site? Time to shut it down

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  3. tmmdn0

    Best creative writing on the Internet.
    Not even close.
    Keep the great content coming, Dr. Fly.
    Ignore the Ignorati.

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  4. ferd

    Numbersgame may be a poor house-guest, but he is one of the few here who at least attempts critical thinking. Far better than the ass-munchers who pile on after the good doctor parries.

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    • s.k.

      Lighten up. It’s Friday afternoon.

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    • snoozemr

      well i agree and disagree. Don’t care much about the jump in jump out stuff that is dated by the time it is posted, but who would complain about getting stock and trend analysis in general – eg gold and grandpa stocks. Plus the Fly is generally a great read, and his being a boastful bastard is often if not always tongue in cheek anyhow. Would you prefer he turn this site back into a pro-Trump fake news political forum?

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