How many times do these poor people have to get destroyed? It feels ritualistic, as if there’s some hand out there purposely luring people into bearish positions, only to quickly and savagely destroy them. After a week like this, I’ll need several gimlets tonight.
Things at House Fly took a turn for the disastrous this week, with my car needing $6k in repairs (fuck you Mercedes Benz) and the all cash buyer of my home backing out last minute. So now I’m back on the grind, toiling until the darkest hours of the night — making sure each and every crevice of the house could be eaten off from. I will be scrubbing all night long, good and hard, making sure I do a good job.
Tomorrow, complete strangers will cavort inside of my home and point at things they like and harshly critique some of the things that vex them. Most of these people are fuckers who like to house surf, non-serious about buying — wasting time for a living.
As you readily know by now, we canceled free trials at Exodus this week and stock picks will NO LONGER be given on the main site. I keep repeating this point for people just tuning in. After the summer, I might resume with the picks. Some of you don’t give a fuck — others do. Either way, it will not stop me from providing valuable insight. It’s just that, as a matter of fact, many of you good and fine people out there are blackguardly parasitic wastrels — and I mean that in the finest way possible. I love you — because I love what I do here — but we can’t have a symbiotic relationship here with me always giving and you doing nothing but taking.
On the issue of stock picks — I’ve started a new scheme where I’m selecting one stock for overnight holds. Yesterday’s was AYX, booked a 5.5% gain, before that DUST and before that ROKU. Today’s pick was very good, I think. I’d tell you — but it’s for closers only, fuckers.
HAGW.
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Sucks losing a buyer. Perhaps you should photoshop yourself with some celebs, frame them, and hang them somewhere in your house. Even an autograph on or two of them, while a bit cheesy, may help push the fraud. ou could even have a few fake phone numbers in the phone to flash in their eyes to seal the deal.
Potential buyers will be more inclined to buy from someone who is connected to the rich and famous.
Just a twisted theory but that with story about the time you and Tom Cruise got lost in the Costa Rican jungle will capture their imaginations and maybe their check books too.
*on one or
True story — A friend of mine used to annoy the focker out of me with his stock prognostications and his plethora of stock picks. After giving him nothing in return, he finally said — ‘I feel like this is a one-way relationship’. So I gave him some pos stock. It went south and now I have the pleasure of not hearing from him.
This is not a true story – that guy was not your friend. Friends say, “Stop giving me stokc picks” instead of intentionally screwing them.
It is difficult for me to be bullish right now. But, I’d like to give a little shout out to those that had short positions on Beyond Meat.
They are now dog meat!
Your house is high quality, hope you get a high quality buyer.
Every man is a junkie for something and Donnie’s is the market going HIGHER!