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HOLD ON LADS — THIS IS NOT THE CRASH

As you all know, no one wants to see the world burn more than me. You know how influencers on Twitter and IG tell people “stay away from those negative influences, man — just totally ditch them — because they’ll bring you down too”? They’d be talking about me, when it comes to the stock market. If you’ve been reading me for long enough, you know that I will fuck with your bull market at every turn. Whenever the market dives lower, BAM — Fly is there proclaiming end of days.

I suppose this has deeper implications, a mental malady of sorts that afflicts me and causes me to be so god damned angry. But I’ve always enjoyed being angry. I feed off of it and it drives me to do great things. No one fucks with me — because I’ll cut their heads off.

You see markets are off by 300 but several things are keeping this shit in order, such as strong AF semis and Apple and WTI crude has rallied fiercely off the lows and junk bonds aren’t too bad either. My play is this, very simply, and forgive me for rushing to the point as I am busy doing other things: sell tomorrow’s rip and buy a fuckload of TVIX.

Also, have a look at my Chinese Starbucks, LK. Very safu.

Cioa.

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8 comments

  1. the4th

    Tripple top on the dow looks ominous.

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  2. irma vep

    Peace and Love.

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    • irma vep

      Don’t get me wrong. I’d be the first person to cut a throat if someone endangered someone I love…. here is the caveat, they have to ask for it.

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  3. fidel cash grow
    fidel cash grow

    I find it annoying that BYND keeps rising.

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  4. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    Comment from zerohedge. Mine.
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    “Crack 3 – has commenced”

    – May 13TH 2019

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  5. tradingnymph

    All Bubbles Pop, this one is Historic Now in Nature. Global Depression is all we got. We really should have stopped at SPX 1755ish, we would have been way more healthy. Fly, you keep promising me the end of days and getting me all giddy…then some stupid central bank destroys my dreams. This historical financial experiment hasn’t work, just a massive bubble that the sooner it pops the better the world will be.

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  6. CoinSpeak

    People have been conditioned to BTFD for 10 years. It’s a Pavlovian reflex at this point.

    I called SPY breaking 280 as a bad omen here. https://twitter.com/coinspeak_io/status/1133827885150556160?s=20

    Price is now back below the 1D ichimoku cloud indicating new down trend.

    SPY is a rigged game. Even more than crypto (fight me).

    Is this dip different?

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