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BULLS REKT IN LATE HOUR SHIFT TOWARDS DOOM

It was a nice idea, rallying and all. But people must be afraid of Navarro leaning over the table and spitting in President Xi’s face this weekend. I must admit, the pin action looked very good for a short while, but then it all fell apart — the eastern winds of fate commingled with destiny have brought us to this conclusion.

The Fly will win again and again. You salty motherfuckers will cede, once and for all, cave into the pressures that are abundant without safe harbor. This new decline, fresh and ruinous, will wreak havoc on the greediest profession in America: investment advisors.

Absolute pole-smokers, absolutely, torn and shredded from their nice little fee based businesses models and harangued by 10,000 punching gorillas into a maelstrom of inexactitude. While some of you might escape, and others cleverly get by, the coming storm filled with cock-punching gorillas will annihilate you.

Eighty five percent cash, 10% TVIX — winning like Clubber Lang into the bell.

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4 comments

  1. cancel19

    All Trump did is bring his pit bull like a gangster.

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  2. lesurgeon

    How many copies of your books have you sold?

    As a writer, you’re underrated.

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