iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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FANG BANGING — 3X, FUCK CRAMER, BARRELING ON FIRE INTO THE CLOSE

I don’t give a fuck.

Bought 3x FANG ETF, FNGU — because we’re heading higher tomorrow. I bet my balls on it. Stocks closed at the highs. White candles everywhere. Cramer is an absolute faggot, absolutely. Let them come — we will cut off their heads and play football with them.

Top picks: FAS, TNA, FNGU

Get in Exodus and invest in your future, you miserly fucks.

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6 comments

  1. acehood

    Tariffs

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  2. it is showtime

    Some people not knowing anymore what is happening with Bitcoin

    BUBBLES DO NOT REVISIT THEIR PEAKS
    FAT FUCKS

    2. It sat nicely in the 6 range forever right,
    And then all-of-a-sudden crazy-crazy break

    I said it looked to me, like CB-level institutions were moving it,
    On the upward side of the mountain last year
    THAT MEANS THEY CAN LET IT GO. WHENEVER THEY WANT
    BALL BREATHS

    The seemingly random breakdown congruent with that
    “Oh” “I thought the jump back above 10000 meant it’s back” “Oh uh”
    HAHA 3,000 BITCOIN
    BITCHES

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  3. roundwego

    STFR.

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  4. Lyndon Keltner

    Lil Baby is like Quan, but more intelligible.

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  5. natehois

    My boah

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  6. numbersgame

    FNGU ? Now that’s just desperate. A bad week blows your trading account gains for the year.

    Haven’t you figured out the ETF scam I mentioend it quite a while ago: the introduction of a new ETFs are a huge sign that the trend is over. Retail investors are buying, Wall Street is selling. I’d wish you good luck, but nobody buying FNGU deservs good luck.

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