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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CALL ME KING SONOS — I CANNOT LOSE

Markets are down and weak — because we’re in the process of destroying Turkey. That’s what empires do, especially great big ones, they conduct warfare — sometimes kinetic, other times economic. Now with Turkey on the ropes, Italy, Spain, and Russia are next. Once Italy and Spain get run down — the entirety of the European Union shall collapse, like a giant lawn chair and whoever was left in said chair will get folded with it — spine broken and the whole 9 years.

As for me, I don’t consider my stocks to be ‘part and parcel’ of any market. They transcend normal circumstances and are quite immune to the pangs of misery — possessing an effervescent dome of protection that is both hard and impressive.

For the day, my active account is up — partly thanks to SONOS. When it first came public last week or so, I played it from $17.8 to $21.5, like an extreme champion. I announced in Exodus today that I endeavored to repeat such a nice memory and thus far — my wishes have moved towards that destiny.

A prudent man might raise cash, or even hedge, into what might be a long and dreary weekend of emerging markets. But “The Fly” doesn’t give a shit about all that — for he cannot be stopped. All of the gains are mine — you are merely borrowing some.

Top picks into the blades of an obstreperous tape: SONO,HUBS, ZEN, TEAM, YEXT, SPOT, and NTNX

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5 comments

  1. s.k.

    That VIX TITS tho

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  2. it is showtime

    10-vix gone. whoopsie!

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  3. ferd

    As we fuck with our NATO buds, we remain obligated to come to their defense.

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  4. moosh

    Thanks for the memories – fucking pikers, spiking vix and such wayyy before labor day

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  5. zephler

    fly – any opinion on “funding secured”?

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