iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
18,364 Blog Posts

I’M AN OIL M…

My carcass has been tossed into the dog feed pile. My bones disintegrated into dust. But my memories live and very soon I will resurrect (extra Jesus) like the Phoenix bird and grab all of you with my talons and kill you all. I will feast on your guts and carve random symbols into your skulls.

I am going to have my vengeance, in this life time, not the next.

There’s a lot of working theories on how I keep messing up oil trades, stemming from ‘he hasn’t the faintest idea what he’s doing’ to ‘he’s doing it on purpose to make himself look human. The Fly is a fucking programmable master robot in charge of this entire simulation called life.’

Whatever the case may be, rest assured, I am going to preside over higher share prices soon.

Good day.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

11 comments

  1. lesurgeon

    Site traffics fucking horrible lately.
    What’s your take on this?

    Summer months?
    Retail investors defeated?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • Dr. Fly

      I am purposely doing it.

      I’ve experimented with traffic the past 10 years and have come to believe, at least for me, traffic doesn’t translate into higher revenues. We do not rely upon ads. Ergo, the higher quality traffic is more important than quantity.

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • natehois

      People don’t come around to shit talk when Fly does well

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
    • wolfdaddy

      I assume a lot of people are in exodus. Not sure traffic declined, just comments here

      • 0
      • 0
      • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
      • Dr. Fly

        That’s true. Exodus sales are +100% this year.

        Hundreds of comments there daily.

        If I wanted to get comments going again, all I’d have to do is talk politics again. No interest.

        • 0
        • 0
        • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
        • ferd

          It is possible to walk and chew gum. Anyway, I am confident that you will discover what matters and what is merely expedient.

          • 0
          • 0
          • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. it is showtime

    gartman’d

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. MSGT HARTMAN

    Leave the oil trading to the pros.

    Texas is producing 100,000,000 barrels each month.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. WrongView

    Hey I just wanted to let you know that I will be there in 15 min to get a recommendation from you for the chair and the parade goes right through our neighnorhood office but I am not sure if you are still interested in the car. Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns about the position at this time and I will be there in 15 min or so and we are done with the girls in the morning.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"