Markets have purged some of the excessive downside action today. There is nothing, at all, to celebrate — unless of course you believe a flat market is something to behold.
When I penned my morning post the market was down 350. I was kicking men out from their wheeled chairs and into the gutter. I sashayed to the gym, took a little sun by the pool, and then watched the market melt higher. I said to myself ‘this is a good thing’ since it’ll lure many of you into a false sense of security. You’re now out in the streets naked, preparing to be run over by giant lawnmowers.
However, the Trump delegation is en route to China now to discuss trade. I suspect the pin action on those talks will be bullish. Because of this fact, I sold out of my LABD for a 2.5 point gain and segued those funds into YINN — big dicked upside China ETF. I remain, inexorably, long SOXS — because I feel it’s important to wear SOXS whilst running.
All of this equity business is pure garbage, when compared to what I have going on in the cryptos. If you were wise, which you are not, you’d buy some STORJ and ENG.
In short, today’s victory for the bulls is tomorrow’s defeat. You’re weak now, degenerated by perversion. “The Fly” is gaining speed and strength, lifting heavy things again, consuming large quantities of protein. It won’t be long now before you’re lying on the floor, bleeding out from a broken jaw and clavicle — broken by the floods.
Time for me to run along now. My hard boiled eggs are ready for consumption.
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I’m amused that you’ve been able to call each inflection (albeit incorrectly) for the last month or so, Fly. Almost to the minute sometimes. Good thing to stay long crytpos as money should flow here whilst Trump vassilates on and off his period and the ‘pubtards continue to show just how corrupt it’s possible to be these days. Thank God we got those tax breaks tho, bro!
You’d look into weed too, if you’re time machine was properly gassed up.
In addition, and although I don’t have the balls to actually short it, I think it’s time tech took a 5.56 x 45 mm to the neck. Facebook is a dating site now, eh? Hang me. This surveillance advertising economy is doing nothing for our society. Young people are lonelier than even and spending all their credit on trying to be hot shit. Sad!
I’m like you Fly, mowing the lawn today. Gardening without the help of underpaid laborious immigrants.
Fuck that! And also Fuck China!
Off for an egg salad sandwich, bitches.
It would seem $MTCH and $SNAP are already taking every which way, no?
For god’s sake just IPO Bumble already it’s the only dating app that is investable.
Hmmm.. don’t know. I think Tinder and MTCH are still probably the best. Bumble is full of prostitutes if you ask me (not that modern social media isn’t about just pimping yourself out) but it’s not going to be right until we roll some sort of ethic into it. Pisses me off but our society is in a lull and American women who think they are hot shit is the worst it’s ever been. It’s so gross.
Social Internet is greasy AF (this site perhaps being proof). I’m not of FB so I can’t say. I’m more of a farmer’s market kind of guy.
I like hearing ppl’s perceptions on this topic bc they’re always so different. I’m strongly of the opinion that dating apps represent the biggest tilting of the field of play to the side of men in a long time.
I can pre-select my dates without having to spend money when in the past the preferred MO was scouting drunk randos in a dark bar? Yes please.
Sell it bro
Reminds of this.
https://twitter.com/CBSLA/status/991199805102637056
wow what a picture lol