PUNISHMENT

I warned you to ‘clean your room and to put on your SOXS‘ — but you chose not to get involved. I had a vision of spastic retards prancing about the green fields of Wall, only to succumb to a most egregiously large TSAR BOMBA death device.

The time for half measures and soft words are over.

GET THE FUCK OUT; PUT ON YOUR SOXS.

If you do not want to bet against the semis, then bet against the bioFAGS. To do that, go see about LABD. I own it too.

The only other avenue of salvage is TLT — because rates will sink. If rates sink, then REITs will go higher. To play that, buy DRN. I own that too.

It’s important for you to be reminded of the evergreen spirit that built this blog from the SHITHOLE it was into the palatial confines it is now: “The Fly” wins all the time, even when it appears he’s losing badly. Many bloggers will run thru these halls, like a sickness in July, but very few will stand the test of time. The pressure is too great and the burden wearisome. After everything is reduced to ash, and the world is a smoldering cauldron of nothingness, Le Fly, as he’s popularly known in France, will remain here, steadfastly blogging into the hot summer nights — shitposting and chuckling until the world as we know it ceases to exists.

For that my friends, you are welcome.

Top picks: SOXS, LABD, OSTK, SHITCOINS.