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Gary Cohn is Out; America is Fucking In

Morning lads, my fucking dogs are running about the house driving me nuts right now — barking and growling, chasing each other like wild animals. The snow was about 8 inches thick last night and I nearly died shoveling all that snow last night — but I survived and here I am now to give you the news of the day.

Cigna bought Express Scripts for $67 billion and now they intend to fuck you hard with drug prices. Markets are sharply higher because the nationalists are back in charge of the White House — making America great again, creating trade wars and shit — the likes we’ve never seen since Bush the Idiot was in power.

Expect everything to melt the fuck up today, as it’s finally revealed that Gary Cohn was in fact the cuck in the White House holding back Agent Orange from achieving true greatness.

War with France when?

ISIS who?

This just in regarding the tariffs. Some believe Mexico and Canada will get exemptions — but that would be a mistake. If you want to do business in this country — you’ve got to pay the fucking toll.

  • President Trump will hold a meeting at the White House today at 3:30 ET to discuss tariffs. Last Week, President Trump said there will be a 10% tariff on aluminum and a 25% tariff on steel. President Trump has been getting push back from his own party regarding this plan as 100 House Republicans sent the President a letter urging him to change course.
  • What to watch for during today’s meeting:
    • 1) If President Trump reaffirms the tariff percentages that he outlined last week. The higher the numbers, the more positive it will be for steel and aluminum sectors.
    • 2) If President Trump outlines exemptions or carveouts for Canada and Mexico. In yesterday’s White House press briefing, Sarah Sanders said there will be potential carveouts for Mexico and Canada based on national security. (Canada accounts for 16% of steel imports and 41% of aluminum imports).  CNBC reported that President Trump is considering a 30-day exemption for Canada and Mexico, which would be connected to NAFTA negotiations.
  • This is also news. Dear god.

    Net Element +31% after adding Jon Najarian to its Board

    All jokes aside, markets might run out of steam here today — so be careful with your new purchases — for they might brain you.

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7 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Today, March 8 – Happy Womyn’s Day comrades!
    The old soviet-era agitprop that led to radical feminism is alive and well in today’s marxist Amerika. Bolshevik Alexandra Kollontai and Vladimir Lenin made it an official holiday in 1917. Let’s celebrate our dear feminazis whose marxist goal is to emasculate men, turn them into meek and obedient betas who serve their communist (ahhh, democratic) masters without objection and resistance.
    https://tinyurl.com/n8zvz6k

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    • The Maven

      Democratic Socialist* is the Obfuscation du Jour, I believe. Feel the Bern.

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      • sarcrilege

        it gets even better, *socialist humanism* in the marxist lexicon such as this one
        https://tinyurl.com/ybxpvey5

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        • sarcrilege

          is called “Secular Humanism” aka “Luciferianism”. Al Pacino said it best in Devil’s Advocate: Why not? I’m here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I’ve nurtured every sensation man’s been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I’m a fan of man! I’m a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.”
          Watch:
          https://youtu.be/7DMDscGOUpg

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  2. kidstock

    Loaded up on SOXS and LABD. Also bought TSLA puts?

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  3. kidstock

    That was not a question…hotdog fingers.

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