BLASPHEMY ALERT: I Bought $SQQQ

I’m hedging now — because markets are terrific and everything is wonderful. Fly can’t have good things for an extended period of time — he must ruin them with his nihilism. As such, I’ve purchased a spot of SQQQ here, which will likely be held for a few days.

The theory: wait and see if these gains hold or if they were merely an oversold reaction and will soon succumb to the pressures of XIV investments gone astray and Trumpism on steroids.