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Ripple Soars on Speculation That Coinbase Will Add Them to Platform

Since everyone is disinterested in trading SHITCOINS nowadays, myself included, it’s probably a good time to start accumulating some of them.

Ripple is +12% on speculation that they will be added to the Coinbase trading platform. Every time a crypto gets added Coinbase — it fucking soars.

The genesis of this rumor?

You won’t believe this.

Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse is set to appear on CNBC’s “Fast Money” Tuesday, alongside Coinbase President and Chief Operating Officer Asiff Hirji. The joint appearance had some on Twitter users speculating that a trading announcement was on deck.

XRP is still trading more than 70 percent off its record high of $3.84 hit in early January. The cryptocurrency had surged in December amid speculation it would be added to Coinbase.

Just because two clowns from Ripple and Coinbase were invited to the Fast Money program — people are thinking they will announce the inclusion of the crypto to Coinbase on the show? Are you people out of your fucking minds? There’s zero chance they’ll reveal such a big new item on a shit show like Fast Money.

ZERO-FUCKING-CHANCE.

As a matter of fact, if it happens, I’ll cut my own dick off.

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9 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Is this not a re-occurring pattern that whenever a shitty company is in decline, their apparatchiki go on a CNBC pump-up tour? And once the tour is over, the stawks sinks even lower?

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  2. wolfdaddy

    I thought your dick was already off

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  3. Lyndon Keltner

    I honestly haven’t a clue if crude will go up or down but I done took 30 ticks of profit per contract on the light sweet crude.

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  4. infinitezuul

    Ripple is a scam and worth ZERO.

    Cue that penguin guy coming in and shilling for it.

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  5. NON Solo

    Last Monday, similar action to today, and it was a bull trap. This time?

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  6. reversion

    And fly unless your willing to eat your own dick on teevee, then I have no interest

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  7. bob smith

    “Ripple Sours” would have been more accurate (it’s 75% off its recent high).

    If Ripple isn’t lower than .25 by this time next year, I’ll eat my own duck.

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