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Come Join Me Inside the Oil Barrel — It’s Quite Warm

Dr. Fly Mon Mar 5, 2018 11:06am EST 10 Comments

Look at the WTI go you fucking faggots.

Praise to the House of Saud and OPEC for giving us this new bounty of highly priced oil barrels. I bought one for myself, opened it, and have been trading from inside the oil barrel all morning long. The light sweet crude is actually quite warming and somewhat delicious.

I stepped in here like a fucking boss and bought GUSH. Before doing so, I read the entire prospectus — just like I did with SOXL on Friday. Don’t worry, we’re all good here.

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10 comments

  1. Lyndon Keltner
    Lyndon Keltner
    March 5, 2018 at 11:11 am

    I’ve been scalping crude on the sell side in the last hour. It doesn’t take a finance from Trump University to tell it will pull back some in the next few hours.

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  2. Lyndon Keltner
    Lyndon Keltner
    March 5, 2018 at 11:12 am

    *finance degree

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  3. Dr. Fly
    Dr. Fly
    March 5, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    Everyone leave their twitter handles here. I will follow all of you.

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    • sarcrilege
      sarcrilege
      March 5, 2018 at 12:23 pm

      Looks like everyone got kicked out from marxist twitter for bad un-PC behaviour, i.e. advising faggots to kill themselves. You might be the last Mohican there…

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    • The Maven
      The Maven
      March 5, 2018 at 6:58 pm

      LOL. Mine got the delete from the SPLC scum.

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  4. numbersgame
    numbersgame
    March 5, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    “I bought one for myself, opened it, and have been trading from inside the oil barrel all morning long.”

    I love this line. Props!

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