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God Help Us From Great and Powerful Trade Wars that Stand to Ruin Us

Markets are down a little bit early going, huh? Any of you catamites interested in the oil barrel or just molten steel? If someone put a shotgun to your head and said “pick one motherfucker, cash tag CLF or cash tag FTK” which would you pick?

That’s a hard one right. Frankly, I might have to take an L on that question and tell the gent to fire away on such a paradoxical question.

The only thing I am really watching with my eagle tiered vision is SOXL. I am +13 since Friday’s purchase, on the Exodus OVERSOLD signal. Do you fuckers have any idea how rare that Pepe is? Back in the old days I used to boast with my cock out about Exodus OS all the time. Some of you used to get sick of the bragging and the little charts I’d post showing the SHOMP (sublime harmony of mathematical precision) inherent in the program. Then the market went on a gorilla raping rally for 14 months in a row and the ranges tightened and the market literally never went down. Having a mean reversion tool in a market that doesn’t revert is somewhat meaningless, no? But now we’re getting that to and fro again. The more chaos foments in the system, the greater trading opportunities we will have.

I know a lot of people out there had issues trading the market as it ascended up without pause. It was unnatural and fucking stupid. Those days have ended lads. We’re back in a market that cuts dicks off and whips people at the gibbet for sport. So many people are going to get ruined in the tumult — it’s gonna be great.

What the fuck was I talking about? I forgot.

Oh yeah, SOXL. This is a trade, so I don’t have to hold it if it gets too weak. I have some room here and I am not in a rush to sell. My SPY position is static until Friday; I cannot touch it. So far the loss in SOXL is easily made up in my oil stocks, which has created an aura of invincibility and immortality in my tactical account — now higher by yet another 0.6% for the session.

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9 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Well, let’s wait what marching orders will the zionist snake Bibi give Trump this week before deciding what the FED will do with markets. Oh, speaking of trade wars, you chimps did not think that these “trade wars” came out of nowhere, as if nobody planned for them, right?
    https://tinyurl.com/y7qxch7q

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    • ferd

      Good timing for Bibi, he is getting a lot of heat at home. Here, no one is allowed to criticize him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KMVhb57RqI&t=13s

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      • sarcrilege

        Goes to show USG is Israel’s colony and congress is a zionist occupied territory with all the lapdogs, even the fat ones who can hardly move, jump up and kiss their master’s ass, a foreign power in the heart of USG. All the marxists and zionists never moved their asses from their seats during Trump’s speech, Trump who is an American and not a treasonous dual (((shittyzen))) traitor…just sayin’

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        • sarcrilege

          feast your eyes on these Israel’s filthy ass eating marxists and communists. DISGRACEFUL!
          https://youtu.be/XO7SJrU6Ikc

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          • ferd

            Bah. Opposition party dislike for a president they find to be dislike-able. Healthy stuff.

            The problem is foreign interests that are so powerful that no one here dares to criticize anyfuckingthing they say …even when they say to go to war against our own interests …and I would argue against their own interests as well.

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    • slowmo

      Good morning, resident Nazi scum!

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  2. ferd

    The current trade arrangements benefit the powerful, asset-rich in this country and they will punish any attempt to upset their gravy supply. Chi-com leaders need/want a more egalitarian prosperity in order to maintain order …with the result that the average Chinese is doing far better than their parents. So if Trump is judged to be serious about this, the market may throw a fit until he is back in line.

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  3. WrongView

    Tariff on steel = more expensive guns = treason.

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    • numbersgame

      On thing about that sawmp creature Wilbur Ross: the tariff on steel itself will have very little direct effect on retail prices and inflation.

      Steel is roughly $800/ton. The tariff is 25%. A rifle has maybe 10 lbs of steel.
      Question: How much does the tariff increase the price of the rifle?
      Answer: A lot less than Trump’s election and resultant settling down of gub’ment-gonna-take-my-guns paranoia.

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