My wife sometimes says my ‘dual personality’ is the result of my astrological sign. I like to believe I’m simply malleable, an easy going fella who enjoys banter and differing views of opinion. Invariably, my investment portfolios exemplify how very different my ‘dual personalities’ are.
On one hand, I have a portfolio being managed by algorithms set up in Exodus. It is a sterile approach and it doesn’t need my opinion to make money. Last year it made me more than 30% on my money and this year it’s up around ~2%.
My other portfolio is my discretionary account — my devilish nature, and it is getting HAMMED BURGERED — racked by one stock: BURG. It was supposed to make me 100% inside of a week’s effort, but now I’m down ~25% in the name. Don’t worry, however, I have other positions to provide me with ample succor. I made 20% in XNET, up a solid 6% in SN, and have some more gains in JNUG, UCTT, and GSUM. But it wasn’t supposed to be like this — me starting off the year with a hamburger stock racking me for 1/4th of my investment. Then again, what did I expect, when juggling clay jars filled with nitro-glycerine?
My overarching theme for 2018, thus far, is to be levered long oil into the maelstrom of Iran. This trade may very possibly reverse and scorn me, as oil seems to do at least once per annum. The crypto proxy trades feels heavy, after week’s of gains, totally hijacked by the very dumbest people on the planet. The marijuana trade feels younger and virile, but still lame and degenerate. My sense is to be careful, especially with VIX down at record low levels; but I probably won’t heed my own advice and will continue to swing at the windmills, as they approach me in their menacing manner.
Perhaps it is my particolored personality that will save me from total destruction, having the majority of my net worth invested quantitatively, whilst I dabble around in the pits of Wall Street chasing golden dreams in a gauche milieux. The highly publicized vaunted success of the stock market has created a new cast of perfidious bootblacks, seemingly immune to the restive pangs of set-backs, unstinted in their rise to a higher order. While I do appreciate the ceremonial death of the old guard and rise of a new one, an aspirational radiance that has created billionaires from their bedrooms through a never-ending rise in assets, I’m afraid a sockdolager is coming soon — a weaving comeuppance designed to remove the chaff from this grande party.
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I would short shiller cape
maybe buy the iced tea stock?
Come back to Team TEUM………
So are you sticking with your BURG or going for something a bit more veganish?
Wow, you were really verbose in this blog, how in God’s name did you do that? I’ve never even heard half of those words.
Born-too-late Fly’s New Year’s resolution: Use words from the early 1800s.
Back when they taught those words, their proper use and meaning in 5th grade…
The trend for oil priced in USD is DOWN. Even war with Iran wont change the downwards trend for oil in USD since peripheral economies in times of crisis will seek refuge in the depths and liquidity of that shitty, funny-money USD; thus, driving USD towards 140. TA anal-ysts already know what chart I am looking at … btw, that will be the time when phyzz will start going into backwardation.
Daily and weekly trend for oil is up. If you’re looking at a longer time frame, you are not the pessimist you pretend to be.
Take your entire discretionary sum and revenge trade uvxy
HAHAHAHAHA!! BURG is a prime example of why I always view Fly-buys with a jaundiced eye. I couldn’t believe you were actually doing that when you did it. But, what’s the use in trying to help a bi-polar person? I tried it with my poor alcoholic step-father, and eventually realized he didn’t “get it”, and it became much more fun to laugh at him…not “with” him, but “AT” him. HAHAHAHAHA!!
Watching the 10 y Tsys. Rates are in an uptrend, but I can see a possible bear trap in bonds and if rates back up from recent rise off the early Sept bottom, that would probably coincide will a sell off in stocks this month.
“with a sell off in stocks….”