OPEC promised to cut more of their wretched production, giving a boost to crude this morning, higher by 2%. All of my commodity related shares are spiking today — just another day at the home office.
Any of you fuckers work from home? It’s probably the single worst thing that you can do for your business. At first the idea sounds so alluring, being able to work hard from the home office and gracefully loaf about in your bathrobe all day whilst listening to Bach. But then, after awhile, delirium begins to set in. You’ll start talking to the walls and a true sense of cabin fever will afflict you. Your pallor will resemble a glass of 2% milk and your social life will be reduced to annual visits to the doctor for physicals, and unscheduled visits to the front of the house to shovel snow off the damned driveway.
In other words, your life will be ruined.
I’ve only made it this long, having worked from home since 2005, because I’ve been blogging like the wind — plus I’m probably a little crazy. Instead of greeting my neighbors in the morning, I scowl at them and I always give bad stock picks to them on purpose, as a way to teach them a lesson to leave me alone.
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This just made me laugh so hard it brought tears to my eyes! Thanks Fly
Instead of greeting my neighbors in the morning, I scowl at them and I always give bad stock picks to them on purpose, as a way to teach them a lesson to leave me alone.
Brilliant!
You’re giving us pajama traders a bad name! 😉
We have to be stopped, for the sake of future generations. You know it and I know it.
They’re not a bathrobe and pajamas- they’re alternative business attire
As long as it’s not a clown suit of some kind (extra Milo), you’re going to be OK Fly.
The worst is actually all the extra ‘wife time’.