King Coal to Rule Again: ‘Trump Digs Coal’

King Coal will rule again.

According to the Washington Examiner, yesterday at a rally Pence said, “on day one of a Trump-Pence administration, the war on coal comes to an end.”

“Trump digs coal.”

Based on this news, coal stocks shot through the roof today, in an otherwise acrimonious session.

WLB +17%
CNX +9%
CLD +7%
NRP +4.6%

And the coal ETF, KOL, was up a little more than 2%.

A few themes have been made abundantly clear here. Get long banks on a Clinton win, and short healthcare. On a Trump win, short the shit out of the Mexican peso and get long coal.

In addition to the miners, one has to consider getting long the rails too, as they’re the number one transporters of coal.

Clinton, of course, said she was ‘gonna put a lot of coal miners and coal companies out of business.’

James Kallstrom is a relic from another era. A period in the story of Americana when FBI agents were called ‘G-men’ and men urinated in male only bathrooms. In what could only be described as a full, headlong, assault on Hillary Clinton by the FBI — Kallstrom bombasts into the Clinton schemes and explains why he’s voting Trump, in spite of not having much regard for any politician.

Last night the FBI did something truly unprecedented. They released their files on the Clinton investigation to the public. In other words, they are saying ‘we can’t prosecute her because the DOJ is corrupt, but you, the people, judge for yourselves.’ In the treasure trove of information is one very insightful detail.

HER FUCKING PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER WAS HACKED!

“FBI investigation to date was unable to identify the actor(s) responsible for this login or how (redacted) login credentials were compromised.”

In other words, all of the confidential documents that were emailed to and fro on that server, for the state, were accessed by a foreign party. This is a dereliction of duty of the highest order. The FBI is begging for you to deduce this for yourselves. Lucky for you morons, I’ve done it for you.

In today’s edition of CNBC’s John Harwood’s burgeoning relationship with John Podesta, Harwood was scolded by having such thin skin — after a minor kerfuffle. Also, on his way to driving to Podesta’s house for maybe a cup of tea or chocolate frappe, Harwood wanted to know if the ‘Sunday announcement’ was true.

Riveting stuff.

Lastly, the hard news journalist that he is, John Harwood, felt it was necessary to email Clinton’s director of communication about Ben Carson, warning her of Ben’s formidable demeanor and how he might pose a threat to Hillary. He titled the email “WATCH OUT.’

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s edition, as this steamy and most interesting relationship develops.

Moody’s analytics is out with their ‘final’ assessment of this election season and have concluded that because oil prices are low and the people are head over heels in love with Barack Obama, Hillary God Damned Clinton will win the election — by  a landslide — to become next president of these Unites Steaks.

Also, the non-biased, hard news fuckers at Reuters are predicting a 95% chance she’ll win — based on their most recent polling.

Clinton is forecast to pick up 332 Electoral College votes against 206 for Republican Donald Trump, Moody’s Analytics predicted on Tuesday in the final update of its model before Election Day on Nov. 8. That would match Obama’s margin of victory over Republican challenger Mitt Romney in 2012.

The Reuters-Ipsos States of the Nation project also predicts a Clinton win, with a 95 percent probability of her winning at least 278 electoral votes. A candidate needs to win at least 270 electoral votes to be elected president.

The Moody’s Analytics model is based on a combination of state-level economic conditions and political history, and has correctly called the outcome of each presidential election since Republican Ronald Reagan unseated Democrat Jimmy Carter in 1980.

Rather than focus on the individual candidates in a race, the model instead centers on whether current economic and political conditions favor the incumbent party in the White House. This year those factors point to Clinton becoming the 45th U.S. president.

The economic factors Moody’s measures include the two-year percentage changes in real personal income per household, as well as house and gasoline prices.

Moody’s does add one minor caveat to their robotic thinking.

Moody’s warns, however, that its model does not take into account any individual characteristics of specific candidates.

“Given the unusual nature of the 2016 election cycle to date, it is very possible that voters will react to changing economic and political conditions differently than they have in past election cycles, placing some risk in the model outcome, particularly state-by-state projections,” Moody’s analytics economist Dan White wrote in the report.

In other words, if Clinton should arrested and tossed into Guantanamo Bay prior to November the 8th, she might not win. Or, if any more of her criminality seeps into the voter consciousness, it’s very likely support for her candidacy might wane.

Frankly, I find it incredible that these news agencies are still publishing this garbage, in light of recent events — which are developing and getting worse with every day that passes.

Apparently, Adam Parker, market strategist at Morgan Stanley, believes stocks will trade higher no matter who wins the election. For Adam, it’s all bullshit anyway. Whether stocks go up or down is entirely irrelevant, as long as Morgan keeps him properly employed to spew his brand of useless refuse.

I suppose Mr. Parker wasn’t paying attention when Trump said he was going to rework all of our trades deals, fire Yellen, and disrupt the globalist system of crony capitalism that has gutted the country and profited by slave wages abroad shipped and delivered to an otherwise spoiled American barrel ass shopping at Target.

Change is coming and it won’t bode well for the fuckheads in the Dow 30.

According to the NY Post, Hillary Clinton and her roaming band of criminals have been planning for a grande extravaganza on the Hudson, to celebrate her victory. The details of the plan sound like a page out of Jay Gatsby’s ‘how to throw a party’ handbook.

If she wins, there’s going to be a barge launched that will detonate aerial fireworks, not to be confused with wetworks, which will last a total of 2 minutes — in a triumphant display of grandeur and power — marking the moment both Clinton and Kaine clinched the victory.

This was all going to happen at 9:30pm, a mere 30 minutes after the polls closed — which meant she felt confident in a runaway landslide.

NYPD and the Fire Department are a little besides themselves over the arrogance of this request, according to sources at the Post.

“It’s a little presumptuous of her to plan on winning. I guess she put in for this before Friday,” one NYPD detective said.

Others said the actual election results could put a damper on things, but one firefighter raised the specter of a 2000-style recount and added, “So what’s she going to do, put the fireworks on ice?”

Another source wondered: “If she loses, will she take it over to the East Side and sell it to Trump for half-price?”

A retired firefighter said the FDNY’ s “rank and file is outraged they are being forced to do political work.”

“This will make it seem like the firefighters endorsed Hillary,” the source said.

Indeud.

It’s all over. Unless Obama suspends the election and declares martial law, there isn’t a chance in red hell the Clinton campaign can talk their way out of this one.

It’s inexplicable.

Paul Combetta used BleachBit to delete backups between March 25-31, 2015. #PodestaEmails25

Podesta on March 02, 2015: “dump those emails” pic.twitter.com/hLgVIJzfdl

— I Yam What I Yam (@Nvr4Get91101) November 1, 2016

Bear in mind, shortly after this email, Hillary’s IT guy, Combetta, took to the internets to learn about how to delete emails for a ‘very VIP’ customer. With this revelation, there can be no question about whether there was intent or not. If justice prevails, Mills, Podesta and Clinton will find themselves in a federal prison sometime soon.

Here is a close up of this egregious email.

The game has ended. Thanks for playing.

Mexico is gonna pay…for a gigantic southern border wall. If we’re to listen very quietly to the rumblings on Wall Street, you’d take notice that my ‘taco formation‘ breakout proved not only to be right — but exactly right.

The peso is currently undergoing a severe haircut, off by a yuge 2% v the dollar.

Here is the MXN/USD cross over the past 7 days.

Sheer panic.

I think the biggest story of the day, aside from “The Fly” back to his winning ways again via THE FIST OF DEATH, is the fact that Michelle Obama deleted 3 years of Hillary tweets. What?

My sixth sense is tingling now and I believe something big is about to be revealed to the American people.

The smart money is now betting on a Trump win.

The very worst rumors about Huma Abedin is that she’s a Saudi spy who was collecting data, which would explain an astounding 650,000 emails on her laptop. At a minimum, the Clinton-media corruption train to the White House has been stopped dead in its tracks. The rise of Trump is very real and a likelihood, should current trends persist.

Markets aren’t happy with this eventuality because change is annoying and inconvenient. Also, the neocons have a plan and Trump isn’t down with their horseshit.

Politics aside, here’s how I’m positioned. Twenty five percent of my assets are allocated short in the below names — aka THE FIST OF DEATH.

I have another 25% long gold and gold miners, which are doing great today. I have a super sized short in FCX and I’m long bonds via TLT.

The goal here is to be in a position to buy the blood, extreme discounts as a result of a market discloation. I don’t want to make a mountain out of a molehill here. Yes, the markets have been arduous the past month and yes I believe they belong thousands of points lower — but the riggers who rig the system aren’t gone yet and free market capitalism hasn’t returned. In other words, reality is beginning to creep back into our lives, but be on guard for fantasy land, for it can strike at any moment.