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Global Markets Rally on Renewed Clinton Enthusiasm, Sans Russia

Hillary is bankrolled with the type of money that all but ensures she can do whatever the hell she wants to do, whenever she wants to do it. After elected, many people will be suicided, literally killed by self inflicted gun shots to the back of their brains — and they all had it coming.

As we speak, the Trump train is a disheveled mess — because Hillary isn’t going to get arrested before the elections. By my calculations, the only way Trump had a chance at winning was if the FBI intervened and arrested her before she had a chance at seizing power.

Early going, European markets are celebrating the reintroduction of globalist scum policies. Now that BREXIT has been canceled and Hillary is Scott free, the pernicious policies of the past 25 years, the transfer of wealth from west to east, are expected to continue with rapid development.

In a telling sidenote, the only foreign market not elated by the Hillary surge is Russian. Perhaps that’s because she intends to wipe both Putin and Moscow off the fucking map?

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Indeud.

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20 comments

  1. juice

    exactly .. I can’t understand why I didn’t read this in the NYTimes this am, or hear it explained on CNN?

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  2. dragun

    don’t forget the all to familiar crushed neck from bench pressing.

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    • the_swatter

      “markets” “rally” right after 2nd fake fbi investigation called off — the confluence of “good news” for Hitlery is just so……”coincidental”……everything’s great, vote for 666..

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  3. sethster99

    We need some brand spankin’ new polls to see where Trump stands. I believe Trump’s only hope now is Assange.

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  4. sethster99

    “Get used to it, if the US doesn’t turn on a dime at once, death and destruction is coming to all of us. If you have a nephew or nieces, give them a hug. It may be your last chance. Death our way comes.”

    Yeah, but let’s enjoy the fireworks before it all comes down.

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  5. matt_bear

    You’ve been too vocal against Hillary, sir Fly. You might be on her list. It’s a shame that you left your car running in the garage.

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  6. tha pirate

    Sorry Lads, but even if true that hilLIARy is corrupt, dishonest and with an inner circle elite that’ll plunge America into an Orwellian nightmare sold to the highest bidder, how can yee vote fer a pussy grabber?

    Arrrr.

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    • sethster99

      Her husband is a pussy grabber too, he even did it in the White House. He never lost the support of the Dems, and is still one of their favorites. In all honesty there have been many a pussy grabber in office, JFK being a prime example. So, Dem’s most popular presidents in the last 50 years were both pussy grabbing tools. Now, why is it a big deal that Trump is a pussy grabber?

      I’m not voting for either of them because I don’t want to feel in any way responsible for the failure of a president that is about to be elected.

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      • rigged game

        BILL Clinton is not running for President. Unfortunate in a way,
        because he probably was our best President ever.

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        • the_swatter

          Willy’s legacy: NAFTA, crime bill & sticking cigars up interns pussies only to be impeached — a real class act.

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        • Dr. Fly

          Right, Bill and Hillary literally did nothing wrong.

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        • rigged game

          Swatter, you deplorable LOSER: You forgot to metion TRIPLING the
          stock market, lowering unemployment to 3.9%, and moving the
          Federal Budget to a SURPLUS.

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        • sethster99

          Yes, Bill is not running for president, however, the argument that Trump being a pussy grabber makes him a bad candidate is clearly not an issue for Dems like yourself.

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        • the_swatter

          the econ went up bc he was so busy blowing loads on interns while starting wars in Bosnia to distract from his crimes….yeah and Obama tripled the stock “market” right? Obama and Clinton are amazing at making “markets” double to triple….. who’s the loser?

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    • formergeek

      Lord forbid we let testosterone into DC. We’re going to be a drugged unisexual non-bullying nonreligous country of consuming sheep lye added to you know where

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      • formergeek

        ‘Headed’ not “lye added” sheesh how does autocorrect come up with some of these.

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    • tha pirate

      Methinks possible some lads don’t know what SARcasm (extra ARRR) be? Arrrr…

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  7. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Why are people so dumb that they think Russia did the email hack. I guess since they are not in the security intel industry they are just clueless. The reality is the hack was done by a German as a result of actions taken back in 2012. But hey, what the fuck do I know I just do infosec intelligence for a living. Carry on.

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