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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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DEATH, MISERY and a BEAR MARKET

You’re all inexorably fucked for an extended period of time. My misfortune is not having more cash on a day like today. Your misfortune is not having a brain to wade through the muck we face over the next two years.

The market is a minefield, filled with Bouncin’ Bettys, of pain and misery. Commiserate with your stupid friends over the good times you had, playing about the stocked market in all sorts of nefarious names, cheerfully and expressively making money in a very flamboyant way.

Those days are officially over. You must prepare yourselves for a new ‘calm normalcy’, one of wanton depression and vagrancy.

Your jobs will soon be lost.

Your retirement funds will be clever’d in half.

Your wife and kids will leave you because you’ll be penniless, retarded and dependent on alcohol.

This is the nascency of your problems. Ironically, they were all ‘made in china’, just like the cheap wares you bought yourself at Walmart, in an effort to save money and waste the said savings on drugs and alcohol.

THIS IS DISASTER. Brace for it.

Happy trading 🙂

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15 comments

  1. conmanipulation

    I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come!”

    By the way, my biggest mistake is constantly hedging my shorts!! Gggrrr

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  2. joyous__ending

    September sucks what else is new.
    In a few weeks men, real men, Mr. October men will step up and take the prize.

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  3. montrose

    https://youtu.be/ZAAKPJEq1Ew

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  4. chinesefood4lyfe

    Bigger drop ahead.

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  5. UncleBuccs

    Looking quite squallish, indeud…

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  6. bruce keller

    We opened on rule 48 too, crazy.

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  7. dirkd

    Razorblade to the urethra trading.

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  8. the_wolf

    i should have followed through and gone short oil yesterday

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  9. prometheus

    Monsieur LeFly, none of your other bloggers are capable of swearing at your readers like you can. What are the shadows near your urinal saying about oil, bottom or bottom-less? I picked up some WLL for a trade here.

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  10. matt_bear

    the kids are still buying Abercrombie though.

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  11. zheeeem

    I slit my wrists, shot myself, and added to my D, AAPL, PG, KMI, DIS and CQP positions, in that order. And ordered a new BBQ grill.

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  12. vandamme

    Fly – why no TZA?

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  13. gapfiller

    Long here at these levels. Too much discussion of “retesting the lows” for it to happen in a straight line.

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  14. skulduggery

    Are we on full Bouncin’ Betty?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfbhcqrKtno

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