WHAT DID I MISS?

I haven’t been paying attention to the market today. Please, tell me, what did I miss?

I am sure deep down, I’ve been worried to pieces. There must be something unique taking place in the oil markets, given the price volatility. I am 100% certain all of you are working diligently, as I loaf about the house eating pastries. Don’t worry about Le Fly gaining weight and becoming obese either, for he is genetically dispositioned to be thin.

At any rate, I must be going now. I think I hear the kettle whistling and I am a bit parched from all of these pastries.

Talk later, ciao.