Rick Santelli Has to be Pissed

Banksters are out and about overlooking their pastoral acreage. The stock market is near new highs. Unemployment is heading lower and the Tea Party is in shambles. If you think about it, every single thing that Rick wants is being denied.

There are scores of poor people with food, hardly starving. Folks who once had upside down mortgages are now flipping homes again. And, Barrack Obama generally does whatever the hell he feels like doing.

The Federal Reserve urinates on Rick’s head. Hedge fund managers keep getting their 2 and 20 for “believing the hype.” And these mergers and acquisitions keep getting in the darn way of a real market breakdown. I am sure Rick was rooting for Greece to shrivel up and die. Without a doubt he was circle jerking at a rapid pace when Italy, France and Spain saw their sovereign debt blow out. Nothing. It all ended up in a giant clown show, with Rick being dunked in the tank.

Do not misconstrue my vigor for Rick’s mishaps as hatred. Nothing could be further from the truth. I love Santelli. After all, without villains like Rick there wouldn’t be super-heroes– like Le Fly– to balance the scales.

Futures are through the fucking roof. It’s April, after all. Mergers are happening and traders are popping viagra and snorting cocaine off the back of their keyboards.

Off to drink a fucking vat of coffee.