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Ain’t So Bad

I thought we’d get a steeper sell off. Some stocks, like WFM, are lifting off. This has a certain feeling of unimportance. You do realize almost all important people–worldwide– are on holiday now, right? It’s really just me and you shmucks trying to figure this yarn out. Sure, the market could go down a little–setting up for a September disaster. But I was looking for that anyway.

All I ask, from now until the end of August, is a little earth and water, so that my men can pillage and forage and my horses can graze and kick people in the face. Is it too much to ask for a little market rally, after all that I’ve been through?

I DEMAND SATISFACTION and I also want a severe market rally, one that lobs off the heads of every single person on Twitter.

Top picks: VRNS, ZPIN, VNET and for the hell of it GOGO.

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40 comments

  1. Stock Whizz

    Do you have info on VRNS lock up exp.?

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  2. matt_bear

    so that large check you cashed into your personal account earmarked for stock purchases labor day weekend…will be immediately met with a crash?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Not a crash. More of a pullback. Plus, you simpletons keep forgetting how much reserve cash I have and my outlook is 5 years.

      Motherfuckers.

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      • helicopter ben

        Are you done with your allocation or are you waiting for a dip to get into non-TLT related securities?

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  3. Zuul

    Disaster can’t occur without a real blow off top. This market hasn’t bent in years.

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  4. dazedflip

    IWM to lead us up?

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  5. UncleBuccs

    Did you happen to pitch any vacation ideas to the lovely Mrs. Fly?

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  6. Raul3

    Rumor has it your boy Carl took a stake in the WFM. Unconfirmed as of this comment

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  7. Badduck

    I think you meant ‘lops’ not ‘lobs’

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  8. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    HuggieBear loaded the other half at 68. Now let er rip.

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  9. Bunged

    To try and curry favor and emulate, I am changing my name to an Italo-Irish one. I currently like Gino O’Greene. Market looks like it wants green today also.

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  10. boyaj

    PPT wins again (drops the mic).

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    • Lenny Dykstra could beat the PPT in his sleep
      Lenny Dykstra could beat the PPT in his sleep

      Really? Just like Lenny…….brag about anything and the tarded masses just eat it up like a dick on a stick.

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      • Billy Cutting

        how insignificant of a life do you have to have to hang around and post dumb shit like this

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        • Go Lenny Go Go Lenny Go Go Go Lenny Go Go Go Go Go Lenny You Crazy Mutherfucker
          Go Lenny Go Go Lenny Go Go Go Lenny Go Go Go Go Go Lenny You Crazy Mutherfucker

          how insignificant of a life do YOU have to have to hang around and post dumb shit like this…..

          right back at ya tarded one.

          Go Lenny, Go Go Lenny!

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  11. sloop

    How come you don’t follow KNDI so far I’m up 250k I keep waiting for you.

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  12. Bruce Keller

    Moment of truth gangsters.

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    • Bruce Keller

      Moderation? Just delete my previous my comment lol.

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      • Bruce Keller

        PS I also want to tell the world that I am a horrible market timer and my old avatar is a photo of my wife and mom.

        thank you.

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  13. QUIKTDR

    SP-500 DeMark calling for 16% pullback from July highs =1672.44 wow

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  14. And its gone!

    5 year investment?…Look at LAYN

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  15. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    HuggieBear all out of TNA….waiting for the next big dip. Its a comin’…

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  16. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    We go lower.

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  17. Noni Kavuri

    anyone playing FEYE earnings after the bell today?

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  18. xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M
    xxxHuggieBearxxx D.P.M

    Now wassup.

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  19. clarkevii

    KABOOM

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  20. Vatkpsmfrmfloppn
    Vatkpsmfrmfloppn

    Want satisfaction? Always remember that God gave you a dick. Use it, it won’t cost you anything and will keep the margin callers at bay when they see you flogging it about.

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