iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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IT’S TIME THAT YOU’D RECOGNIZE MY ZEAL

All of you come here wanting stock picks. If not here, you venture off to Chess, RC, OA, Caine, Raul or some other person hiding in our midst (no gorillas). You demand that we make you money in return for your base ingratitude. At the very least, the lot of you should be knocking on your neighbors doors, demanding that they read the site. I didn’t start this blogging experiment for no good reason. There was a distinct foul smell of talentless rabble permeating throughout the financial web when I started and it still exists.

I like to peruse Business insider; but those guys do not offer advice, merely stories about hookers and hedge fund managers.

You can try your luck on Twitter, hoping to hop onto someone’s back, praying to the Lord that they are responsible stewards of money. But the truth of the matter is, Twitter is nothing more than a nomadic experiment in incompetence waiting to be proved out.

There is only one, singular, site on all of the internets that does it all: offering sage advice, by extremely talented managers, not to mention prose that is fit for the Ny Times best sellers list. And that is iBankCoin.com.

I tell you this because you need to be reminded. I remind you because you need to be told.

That is all. You may proceed to roast marshmallows over your stove top, like a gluttonous pig.

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28 comments

  1. drake sucks

    Nox?

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    • Dr. Fly

      Apparently so. Better than Drake.

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      • drake sucks

        an injured goose is better than Drake

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      • Damon

        Senor Fly once again trounces the competition.

        Now, I have been waiting very, very, patiently, to trade this market.

        Guess what? We are about to to see some of the worst carnage in the history of the markets.

        Naturally, the government will halt all selling of options and short positions, upon the never-ending free-fall that is nearly upon us.

        The writing is on the wall, folks.

        May god (or whatever you infer as god) be with you all.

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  2. bigl

    Ibankcoin , the site name is top.

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  3. 6society

    Stoved top……. indeeud

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  4. rahagar

    I tried knocking on my neighbors door and telling him, but was slapped with a tuna-ed fish samwich. I fixed him though – let the air out of the tires on his home.

    PS: possible quick 10% to be made on IPCM gap fill up. And IP will rock this week.

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  5. budh

    What grade did you received in 10th grade English?

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  6. budh

    MNKD is going up big time Monday morning.

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    • Steak

      As a shareholder, I hope so. But I think the FDA approval was already factored into the $10-11 dollar price (the panel meeting in April was overwhelmingly positive). This has been my biggest winner this year; my cost basis/share is less than $5.

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      • Steak

        Also, the last afterhours price I saw quoted on Friday was $11.00. So I’m basing my opinion of flat price action off of that level.

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  7. Steak

    The rap music content on this site is pristine. I’m stunned at how many times I come to this site, only to find a link to a rap song that I was certain nobody else had ever heard before.

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    • Dr. Fly

      The Fly keeps his ear to the streets too. All streets, not just wall.

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  8. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, seaking of gorillas, how did Forex Kong wind up getting fired? I was curious at the time of his disappearance, but figured I’d give it a year or so to air out before asking.. (I’ll ask about blue star in 2015)

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  9. Marc David

    They said similar things about email 30 years ago re: twitter..

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  10. newbie

    new to the site so actually clueless but your intro sounds so much like some giggilo pimping hi wears. But I’m sure there is great stuff here. Just don’t need to sound like Guido the Killer Pimp. But perhaps in this market one needs to seem strong, confident, macho. I ‘m sure you’re YTD speaks for itself. Looking forward to reviewing your past work. After all, your a Doctor for God’s sake.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Newbie

      I can kill you with just one punch, literally.

      BANNED

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  11. The Once and Future Rhino
    The Once and Future Rhino

    I’m more than willing to troll any troll until he jumps into a frigid lake. You know where to reach me.

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    This Crash is taking FOREVER…..

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  13. UncleBuccs

    Dr. Fly, I was too drunk to type this last night, but I can recall the final tabbed blogger election in 2012. You acurrately foretold of the coming meltdown of my buddy Rhino. I didn’t believe you were correct at the time, but have grown to respect the men that contribute daily on iBC. They truly are the elite, and have my respect. Hell, even the Devil fell victim to RW’s meat grinder…. Here’s the post in which you ponder the longevity of Rhino’s blogging career, as well as label the ironically enduring Raul as “mentally disturbed” (the chart is pure, like the heart of a chicken)
    http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2012/12/11/my-endorsement-for-new-tabbed-blogger/

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