May this pagan holiday bring you great fortune disguised as presents. Enjoy the festivities, in all of its unparalleled gluttony. While at the dinner table this evening, give thanks, as you toss thousands of dollars in gifts to the innocent children. Seeing the look in their eyes, as they idly discard the vast majority of your gifts, just so that they could open the one gift they will cherish most, makes pagan X-mas totally worth it.
As for The Fly: he will be partaking in a mulled wine adventure of sorts, drinking enough to stop 10 men in their tracks, all for the sake of joy. I shall devour healthy quantities of seafood and tell jokes by the fireside, as the other patrons at my mother’s house gawk around for something to do.
The ships are doing quite well this morning, this time led by DRYS. Capes are up again and it’s only a matter of time before BALT breaks Jennifer’s neck. Hopefully we can all enjoy such a spectacle by the New Year’s; another great day of boozing and snoozing lies just around the corner.
If you’re wondering “what’s this nonsense all about?” confused about stocks, women and other fine delicacies, I will tell you now.
CHINESE LOTTERY, this time literally as per company description.
I must be shoving off now. Ten thousand golf claps for the readers of iBankCoin for making this place the very best and fashionable domain in all of the internets. I tip my hat and glass in your honour, gingerly spilling some mulled wine all over mother’s prized rugs.
Merry X-mas to my east and west coast heathens and Merry Christmas to everyone else.
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The Fly is Gawd
Top of the season, my good man.
May 2014 see you make acrobatic returns in all of your accounts.
FIG
IBC has done more for me financially than any broker Ive ever had..thank you Fly and may you and yours have a happy, healthy and prosperous holiday season
Merry Christmas, and you must be Italian, because baked stuffed lobster and shrimp and squid are the hallmark of an Italian Christmas Eve dinner. Enjoy! (PS: never liked the boopi myself)
TWTR and TSLA. Just in time for Xmas.
Oh, bought some more GOGO today.
nice
FLY you should do a post on Christmas (Pagan) etiquette and such when giving and receiving wrapped presents, etc.
Maybe I will.
Merriest of Christmases to you all!
Merry Christmas and enjoy the wine
special m christmas from the balts to jenny .
Cheers, even with Jennifer, the open comments thread has been strictly gentlemanly as of late, with formal attire (coattails, no butlers) de rigueur.
Merry Christmas iBC!
Merry Happy Christmas Holidays!
for the politically correct and not.
Thanks for the entertainment…Merry ChrismaHannaKwanzaa!
The FLY is haf Italian and half drunk! Cin d’anno!
Christmas Eve seafood and bacala at Nonna’s followed by drunken poker games. Merry Christmas to everyone.
Buon Natale a Tutto!
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays Senor Fly, to you, your family & all iBC !
many thanks for all that you do ; )
may all iBC’ers be blessed with a prosperous 2014
Happy holidays, Merry Xmas to everyone in these fine halls.
yeah fine balls ( or boulders ) everybody
GE moving, I just have to stop looking at it.
Merry Christmas Fly!
bought some SHLD and LITB before I left.
All the best sir and here’s to continued “winshippery” in 2014.
Hazzah!
Merry Christmas IBC!
May Santa stuff your portfolios with ravenous gains.
Do you spend more on your kids or more on your wife for Christmas?
…and I slept through the half day. That’s what you get for going on a date on Christmas Eve, Eve. Happy pagan Xmas, Fly. Enjoy the bounty of the sea and the snoozing at your mom’s
Silly Jennifer.
Does he not remember the FTK?
Merry Christmas janes and gents
Be happy we killed your ‘savior’m so you can partake in such gluttinous debaucheries
Thank you for killing Jesus. I cannot wait for him to return and light Israel on fire.
But, Fly, you need us. We are the ones who will bring his second coming by moving all Jews to the Holy Land, and when we refuse to accept Jesus as our savior then we fall into the fiery pits of hell. At least you guys get into heaven.
“Toss thousands of dollars in gifts” to the children?
Kid and wifey each get a pair of sneakers. Wifey also gets membership to Proletariat Fitness. Others get a gas card and cookies. Laid off for 10 months. For Xmas I need to win the lottery on one of my 110 job apps. Trading account wild in 2013. First half up 5-fold, second half down 5-fold. Lower standard deviation for blackjack than biotechs.
Merry Christmas Ye infidels. Here’s a song fer ye ta sing by the tree. Ho ho ho:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ob_xMuPbk
Merry Christmas Fly
I listened to you and bought drys with both hands last week
I will join ppt,wolf of Wall Street opens!
Harper, that’s a very stupid thing to say, but since you seem to always say stupid things, us good Christians will ignore you as usual. Jackass.
We need to get all the Christians and seculars out of the Middle East and let the joos and mooslims kill each other. Than we won’t have to listen to them whine anymore.
I forgot to mention that we also need to send all the joos back to Palestine. That’s what they want anyways.
Yes, send us back! I actually would like that, so you gentiles can stop impeding our excellence in science, medicine, and technology.
Who is we,what group of people do you represent…I am sure I could squash them with with a few left hooks
We = the people tired of hearing and listening to whiney joos and mooslims. I.e. people who believe a great wall needs to be built around the entire middle east.
Oh, and Jules. We whine because we’re only a 1/4 of what we once were and we just want peace in our God-given homeland.
you could not smash us for there are many. We are the voice of reason.
Your ignorance is AMAZING. How could you possibly be so uninformed yet write in these hallowed halls? You REALLY think that Islamic radicalism and Islamic terror will just ‘go away’ if you build a wall and stick your head in the sand? Wake up infidel.
No, but at least I won’t have to deal with them.
Dude, I have not read one substantial thing you have written here. Moreover, my comments are rather comical, and extremely unpolitically correct. Obviously, your faux-ethical attitude is too naive to understand good humor when it smacks them in the face
to you “Bullish” – “You live in a lie, like thinking Jesus was born in December” – Immortal Technique
It is amazing what passes as gentlemanly around here and what doesn’t.
Get with the programme
Happy Bearshitter Holiday. I brought some Alice Cooper Christmas Pudding. (no mrniceguy)
John Frederickson..if that name rings a bell, I want to hear from you! Most of you don’t know shit about the shippers.
Fro
Merry Christmas! Thank you Fly for some of the most spectacular calls of 2013. I did myself a favor and renewed my PPT sub. Rates are going up and I have no doubts I’ll make the price back and then some. Wishing you and your family the best. Here’s to 15 lbs of solid muscle next year bro.
Thanks for your help Marc.
Merry Xmas
Happy holidays to all!
Nice yrcw call!
thanks boss
fig. mx to all. and much gratitude to the community.
Since you are drinking for the sake of joy, why not drink for for the Joy of Sake?
Happy Christmas to all pagan and non. And here’s the best “pagan and non” Christmas carol extant.
Enjoy, w. comfort and joy.
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Good to see No. 56 again.
Merry Christmas to the readers, commenters, and writers of iBC.
TC- Sending my thoughts and desire of a comfortable recovery for your wife. Life is precious.
TY for that- much appreciated.
May a Merry Christmas be visited upon The House of Fly and upon the heads of the Tabbed Bloggers, past and present, as well as the Jeramys and Vinchenzos who keep things running.
Quick recovery TC.