I know the market was rough today and you’re all worried silly about our tax dollars being spent on gratuitous usage of the nation’s cruise missile supply. However, the market isn’t going to bend to your caprices. Therefore, get your head from out of the sand and pay attention!
With that being said, iBankCoin is proud to present AFTER HOURS with THE OPTION ADDICT, a new premium service from the godly folks who dwell here. Inside, you will find a vast store of knowledge about trends, specific to the option market. After each trading session (or most), Jeff will provide a webinar, which will be used to answer your questions. There is a chat room to loiter in, drink some bottles of champagne and generally participate in unchecked debauchery.
And, most important for you, the prospective internet leech, we’ve opened this great hall to you for free, at least for the next two days. It’s also worth noting, the first 100 members will receive a steep discount, amounting to more than 15% off the annual cost. Naturally, some of your peers, the reader class, have acted upon this obscene generosity and have already signed up, leaving the lot of you with less than 30 spots remaining.
No fears, however, since men of our stature do not trifle with discounts or coupons. Men like us buy what we want, when we want it.
Having said all of that, I expect every one reading this post to at least try the free trial, accepting the unbridled gifts that I set before you. It’s the very least you could do, after considering all that I provide for you, the unwashed, free from charge.
NOTE: There isn’t any need to thank me, just behave and be well.
Update: Here’s a recording of the After Hours with Option Addict daily webinar from earlier today:
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Can I still try the trial Jeff?
Were you banned? If not, yes.
Fly,
tried to get in and the thing didnt work. probably demand of reponses
Email [email protected] if you have issues.
Fly, that’s a nasty infomercial.
Thank you.
“With that being said, iBakCoin is proud to present…”
I would kill you if given the chance.
Now go sign up.
I am too old for the military (again)
no more egregious than “on a largess scale” or Morgan Stanley “citing” Seeking Alpha
what is the webinar password?
Password: abc123
can’t wait Jeff!
the market crashed, I am not in the mood for a new service.
It’s free, bozo.
webinar is underway
I signed up was I supposed to get a link to click on at 4:30pm?
Go to his premium blog.
http://ibankcoin.com/afterhours/
Im in
Susan?
and who else? 😀 Thrilled!
to be working with you again.
Wow, likewise.
The Fly is the king of capitalism, again.
had an ok day, but was transfixed by syria. but i guess thats what stupid barbarians do. http://youtu.be/kudgYObU2A8
I liked it, thx Fly and Jeff!
Hi fly, just curious when did u teach Miley her moves?
Hi señor le fly,
I assume your orchard is barren this year because I have noticed that you are only bobbing for cocks. BTW ur portfolio is definitely going to suffer from permanent hearing loss after having seven to eight large cocks jammed in its ear throughout the day. .
Where do these people come from?
Middle earth perhaps.
I have to admit, this one was good for a much needed laugh 🙂
The are the same bozos you treat with periodic PPT market scores for no cost.
Nice one Jeff, looking forward to tomorrow!
U can call me mr apples 😉
Why Jules? Finally gonna get split like firewood tomorrow? Shake the ole cob webs out of that cavernous vagina? Sounds like a good day to me!!!!
Anyone want some apples??
From the one who said not to touch TESLA?
Wrong guy pal. I never said that.
I said that – DON’T TOUCH MY FUCKING TESLA… I HATE FINGERPRINTS !
this sounds great! I can learn how to buy small caps at alltime highs right before the market pukes! yea!
Funny how the market kept going up after each purchase, asshole.
until the past 3 weeks and now markets are at 2 month lows
In other news, I believe I have unmasked the identity of “The Devil”. To be revealed on these here internets soon.
Is it safe to come out form my banker…. have a shopping list … long one 🙂
lol, you are too funny
Signed up as a distinguished gentleman of course. I see that you keep the riff-raff out by designing the interface to befuddle all but the savant. Well Done!
Only a handful of discounted trials left.
ACT NOW!!!
For the first time in my life, I’m now a “Distinguished Gentleman”. I still don’t own a suit, but now strangely feel compelled to procure one….
Maybe we will send you one.
Seriously, though – I’m actually excited right now.
Option Addict is an incredible trader.
I’ve been trying to lure him to ibankcoin since 2008
was afraid I would miss it everyday until I saw his webinar was recorded!! Perfect..listen every evening after football or in the morning before the markets open!! Love the site and of course all the help. For those of us trying to become “Distinguished Gentlemen” it is a godsend!! Thank you!!
In agreement with UncleBuccs. Went Distinguished Gentleman on the OA service as well. Looking forward to banking coin and learning more about the options game.
check out wtsl, the thing is moving. solid earning and raised guidance
So – why are Fly’s and OA’s stock portfolios so different?
Maybe because his DNA is different from mine?