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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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My Life is About to Change Again

I’m a doctor of finance, god damn it. Show me some respect.

I have this IMMR position sitting on my book, looking at me cow eyed for the better half of two months now and it’s about to bust loose, like a porn star at the end of his film.

Get those disgusting ideas out from your heads. “The Fly” is doing things distinguished, constantly making money, no matter what. If I had to break legs and arms to bank coin, I’d do it.

Now I want you to watch the shares of IMMR very closely. A position this big, this magnanimous, is bound to disappoint me. But I’m up now, with a basis of $14.10. If this god forsaken beast of a a name, operated by the greediest people alive, should jizz all over short sellers, I will  be a very happy man indeud.

I was +0.5% today. Nothing can stop me now, not even a market crash.

 

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34 comments

  1. AKwitdemBeamz

    Doesn’t it feel good to mock a down market?

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  2. zephler

    $ANGI

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  3. gatorsun

    Don’t mock Mr Market..it will go Zimmerman on ya

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    • The Fly

      So it will get “free”?

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    • lol

      It only goes Zimmerman if you are a 17yr old punk obsessed with weed and bashing people’s face in, MMA style, smash a concrete block to its face, beat it into a bloody pulp and then mock it saying its gonna die tonight motherfu**er

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  4. TraderCaddy

    Not only are you a Director of Finance you are a POS (no Trayvon Martin)- Professor of Stocks.
    Wear the titles proudly.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Treading on very thin ice, golf man who trades SMH.

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      • Cheese fries

        TC,
        Have you done the over seas trip with your son yet?

        My wife and I leave next month for: Enniscrone, Carne, Strandhill, Ballyliffin, Rosapenna, Royal Portrush.. Flight into Edinburgh..
        Royal Musselburgh, Renaissaince Club, North Berwick, Old Course, Shiskine, and Machrihanish.

        We look forward to Machrihanish.

        The Mull of Kintyre will be a first trip.

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  5. The Fly

    Really cool earning call format for YAHOO

    http://finance.yahoo.com/topics/yahoo-q2-2013-earnings/?_device=full

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    • Yep

      A very pleasant visual.

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      • punyandy

        Still think Marissa Mayer is a total clown. No vision at all, except the standard internet parroting of mobility, etc. Spent the last year overpaying for acquisitions because she has no other options. Honeymoon is over for her. Maybe she and Carly Fiorina can start planning a Yahoo/Compaq merger – Comphoo?

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        • wilmer

          Fly just has the hots for Marissa Meyer. Any chance to ogle at her is a good thing in his book. I can’t blame him; she’s a total package.

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          • punyandy

            From the pics, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a package. Despite having a kid.

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        • Yep

          But she’s a hot blonde.

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  6. BigMoneyNoodle

    Dude, Jay-Z is like so in right now. May your IMMR see ungodly levels.

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  7. gatorsun

    off topic..but whats the word on fly fave Larry Kudlow? he left in the middle of a show last week,and never heard from again

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  8. zephler

    $ANGI looks ready to muwdah the shorts!

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  9. fake amish

    For some reason I can not get on RC blog. L.A. Confidential had a fleur de lis subplot. Possibly L.A. was a southern take as well. There are possibilities with that movie. Obviously RC Cola has some graphics that would also work. No good at photo shop just offering some ideas.

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    • fake amish

      Enter valid email address. That is what I get when trying to post on RC blog.

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  10. Dr Fly

    The best ever

    http://wapc.mlb.com/play?content_id=28928745

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  11. Trading_Nymph

    Lot of us here have Doctorates, no biggie. So tomorrow its CLAM TIME, no POMO tomorrow to support the bond market if he points out that QE being pulled back is still on the table. I will be waiting in my Bear Stance for a 10 year 2.60%…come on Clam, just fuck up for me.

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    • fake amish

      Nice TN. A little anger may be just what it takes to unsettle the quivering clam. Maxine the oracle of retardation is sure to entertain tomorrow. Just need a few more geniuses to pile on and who knows.

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      • Trading_Nymph

        They have to stay focused..I hate when they start asking question that the Fed has no control over. When that happens, the Clam gets that smarky smile on his face cuz he knows that they don’t even have a clue what he does. But, maybe, just maybe they won’t ask about Obamacare, etc and just ask him point blank about ending QE before he leaves and lets the new guy with the mess (btw, after hearing Obama talk about the Clam, I rather doubt Yellen is going to get the job).

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        • fake amish

          The dems will fart foodstamps farm bill and the horror of usury on student loans. Must keep the base fat and ignorant. The reps will fart nothing. It is the Tea Party vagrants that may upset the robots. We will see.

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