I must admit, deep, deep down, there is a part of me that feels bad about my Easter Bunny/Zombie Jesus post. But then again, I am a sinner. I sin, then sin some more. I try to do good; but always find myself kicking old men down sewer pipes or illegal mexicans into active lawnmower blades.
Look at the President of Cypress. This fine chap, leader of his cigarette smoking clan, transferred tens of millions of personal and family funds out of the country, just days before the banks closed. It’s comedic, really. The gall of this guy to balls up leave his country at a time of extreme suffering and misery. I do not exaggerate or act in a morally insane manner when I say “this man should be executed by his own people.”
The olive oiled people of Cypress need to rise up and roll out the French Guillotines into the city square. Then, they need to hold express court hearings, sentencing everyone who is to blame to a quick and bloody death. For the love of God, the insanity needs to end and bloodshed and mayhem needs to begin.
Now don’t you go involving us Americans with your stupid European financial crisis. Although we are loaded to the gils with bad debt, we are the currency reserve and can print as much as our black hearts desire. If you should, by chance, decide we are NOT the currency reserve, we will send our F-22s to your capitol to blow it away.
This upsets the smallest plebs, the lowest of the low vagrants, who are “invested” in bitcoins. Dare I say, you would be better off traveling back in time and asking Bernie Maddoff to manage your money, than to have anything placed in a bitcoin. The nerve of you.
Don’t even bother asking me about stocks. I am expecting a pullback, but wouldn’t be surprised to see it rise in the face of unimaginable horror.
The market rising amidst bad news is no different from someone approaching you on the train and jerking off in your face.
What are you gonna do about it? Cut off dicks?
Then get short. Start with silver.
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The Fly is a good man. All ignorant types that get easily disturbed need to find help. Dumpsters and underbellies of bridges usually do.
The sad thing is your modified story of Jesus and the Easter Bunny cannot be taught in our public schools, but stories of marijuana smoking, proper use of lubrication for male to male intercourse, and America’s illegal occupation of California will soon be part of the regular curriculum.
Sleep well Fly, God loves you.
That is the weirdest comment I will have heard this year and it’s still only April.
The government should let you be around small children.
*shouldnt
Olive oiled pantywaists from “King’s Landing,” to our “Winterfell.”
My god Thank you to whoever produced space alien magician, “The Fly”
Relax Fly.
Head out to Shiti Field and catch the Mets on opening day (you know you really want to).
And what is up with that Promo video up there?
When does McHale’s Navy and Beverly Hillbillies begin?
I loved the Jesus bunny story, but I am a recovering catholic and go to a post religious support group. The president of cypress should be fed to a pack of Cane Corsos.
I am surprised to read that you think it was some sort of patriotic duty for the president of Cyprus to submit to confiscatory taxation. I agree, but I am surprised.
No one does good. We all sin, and sin some more. This is why Jesus came, my good man.
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