iBankCoin

Don’t You Know You’re Banned?

Days like this bring out the haters, the dogs who like to shit on the rug and lick their ass in public. We’ve banned over 15 of you clowns today, some long time readers. I never needed you in the first place. These clowns failed to mention the fact that I savaged you shorts last week, gaining 12%. All that matters is the past few hours. Fuck a dead horse.

Let me tell you something: I have the memory of an elephant and heart of a giraffe. You’re a big zero, only mildly relevant on Twitter, a total joke. Local yocal. You’ve been banned you moron, yet you still post messages for my spam file. Serious, don’t you know no one reads that shit? Spam folders don’t get read, jackass.

I hope you are pleased with today’s tape, fully leveraged short in some retarded ETF. Because when this bitch turns around, and it will!, I am going to fucking torture you. I am building my list of enemies and will cut your ugly heads off before the summer is over.

Yeah, I have anger issues, so fuck you.

UPDATE: What happens when I am banned?

You not only lose access to commenting on the site, but access to the site itself. You WILL NOT be permitted to step foot into these halls again. I promise you that. THIS IS WHAT THE AFTER-LIFE LOOKS LIKE (MEET GREG SOLOMON). Wait 5 seconds for redirect.

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83 comments

  1. Mr.Pink

    Fuck these Cretins!

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  2. Dog

    “Because when this bitch turns around, and it will!, I am going to fucking torture you.”

    Great stuff…LMAO

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks

      Hey Dog … tell us why LeBron never fouls out of a game and sometimes only gets 3 fouls in 5 games … How’s that possible?

      Did you know that there is only one player in NBA history that never fouled out of a game?

      Wilt Chamberlain … he didn’t have to go over someones back or through them to get to the hoop …. just saying … Your guy is good but the no fouls crap is BS! He travels a lot and gets away with offensive charges too!

      Go OKC!!!

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      • Dog

        The more I watch NBA basketball the more confused I get as to what a foul is. I don’t know if it is that the game is going too fast for the refs to see the fouls or what. A lot of the players travel, carry etc. I see it all the time and it doesn’t get called. It’s not an LBJ thing IMO. Many of these guys have learned how to manage the game and refs well.

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  3. TraderRenn

    Amen!

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  4. Jim

    I wonder how you deal with things when the market crashed in 2008-2009. Did you bitch and moan about the bears and the shorts too? I tried going through some of those blog posts to get a general idea but fuck that, too many of them to read.

    Like I said, the bulls had fun for 3 years. How much higher did you people think it could go? S&P already more than doubled. And on what fundamentals exactly? Fed printing money? But no jobs. Middle class and the poor have even less money than 1990s. Who gives a shit about those people, right? I am looking forward to riots and revolution. I got nothing to lose.

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    • The Fly

      I was short from late 2007 until 2009. Rode skf from 40 to 250. Shorted Lehman, leg mason. You name it I was short.
      Ask around.

      This is not 2008.

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      • the boost

        THE FLY knows how to short the market in ways alot of you can’t begin to understand .. I know this for a fact ….. He showed me how, and helped me greatly when I needed it in 09.. With utmost respect , your friend ,ARCH…AKA

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      • wvufan87

        It’s all written. Read for yourself: http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2008/10/page/12/

        In the url replace /flyblog/YEAR/MONTH

        Fly was indued murdering longs while short.

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      • Hugh Hendry

        I was here when Horatio was wielding his clawhammer, and I can attest he killed the market in 2007 and 2008.

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  5. TJWP

    Small men take shots at large men to feel large.

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  6. the boost

    Wish I wasn’t all cash right now….. I can handle the wrath but the indifference is more than I can bare

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  7. Rhino

    Fuck em. Haters are gonna hate.

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  8. alf44

    …with all due respect, Fly …

    sometimes you have some paranoid kneejerk reaction toward posters that ARE NOT your enemies ! Sometimes you seem to not understand that posters “friendly” to you (for the most part) are NOT ALWAYS going to be of the same mindset as you … wrt “The Market” etc… !

    —

    “Great Leaders” don’t lead through intimidation !

    “Great Leaders” don’t use FEAR … as a management style !

    “Great Leaders” encourage diverse opinion and free thinking !

    —

    If you aren’t able to deal with all that … and allow honest opinions to be expressed … why not just CLOSE the comments section ?

    Not everyone that has an opposing or, differing opinion … is an ENEMY !!! fwiw

    .

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    • alf44

      … and further, there are a whole lot MORE asskissers here … than those of us who consider ourselves “friendly” … yet are couragious enough to voice honest opinions (at the risk of reprecussion) !

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      If it were ME … I’d be banning the asskissers !

      It would be a hellava lot better environment around here. imo

      .

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      • The Fly

        Alf

        You have no freedom of speech rights here and truly annoy me to no end.

        Ban yourself if you are unhappy

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        • alf44

          … I’m NOT your enemy, Sir … never have been !

          Far from it !

          And yet … you choose to continue to try and disrespect me !

          Dig this !

          I’m one of the good guys !

          .

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          • Frog

            Alf, I think you are wrong about the market this year overall. I think Fly’s right that it will end up going up a lot.

            But you have your right to your opinion, and you don’t seem to really be banned, because you keep posting. So quit complaining and keep posting. I, and some others here, enjoy hearing from you.

            Even Fly finds you “odd in an amusing way” which is a lot more of a compliment than he gives to most people who comment on his blog.

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          • TeahouseOnTheTracks

            Fly disrespects you?!?!

            I feel a banishment coming in the not too distant future … no, I don’t have a time machine, but I do have a magic 8ball, a quiggi board and objective elliott wave theory to guide me in these important matters.

            Your return was shorter than Vern Troyer … GLTY with your holdings of a like nature.

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          • alf44

            … tell Chris Elliott I said hello !

            Had no idea he had “waves” … or, a “theory” for that matter !

            GAWD … he’s funny as shit !

            .

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      • Mr. Partridge

        Hey alf,
        this is his site and he does whatever he wants..
        If it was my site I would ban people for avatars or not saying thank you or not wearing a top hat and definitely for not having a cane.

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      • long time

        +50 on everything Alf.

        Fly may have anger issues (which allow for most of the value on his blogs) but the real hubris
        is the exceptionally petty behavior consistently on display.

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    • jimmy_two_times
      jimmy_two_times

      you forgot .. “with all due respect pal ..”

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    • The Fly

      That’s where you are wrong.

      Alf

      You truly know nothing about this business, so clam up. I know a person before he is revealed. I can tell by his comments if he is worthy of ibc. You need to talk less and listen more.

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      • alf44

        … you mean like “Sleek Butthole” ?

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        Yeah … there’s a screen name that is truly worthy of posting on iBC ! LOL

        .

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        • The Fly

          For example

          In private discussion with iBC benefactors, I once mentioned you and how odd you were, in an amusing way. I also said “it’s too bad I will have to ban him one day.”

          I knew what you were going to do before you do. I am a master at judging people. None of you can fool me.

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          • alf44

            … Fly, I am NOT your enemy ! I feel sure that you know that ! For reasons only you know … you choose to manufacture this “friction” that does NOT exist (as far as I am concerned).

            Don’t really know what else to say but that !

            Well … other than you incarcerated me for no good reason and you should FREE ME … NOW !!!

            .

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          • the boost

            He probably did that for excessive use of !!!!

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          • The Fly

            It’s not a matter of friction but respect. You are a very vocal person, but volatile. Typically people who talk a lot and have severe mood swings, well, they tend to say stupid things.

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          • alf44

            … you threw me in “prison” for sayin’ yep to another poster !

            YEP … for fuck’s sake ! LOL

            Hardly warranted !!!

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            As to the rest of your post … just MORE disrespect !

            Whatev …

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          • alf44

            … people who talk a lot and have severe mood swings, well, they tend to say stupid things …

            🙄

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  9. Mr. Partridge

    Dr,
    Idiots will come around and as you know most of them do not trade or hold stocks long or short…
    talk is cheap and the only thing these morons can do is talk shit…
    You have done an incredible job here and you will win .. You know that and I know that… and yes this is not 2008 and this can easily be fixed and will be fixed.
    and all of you smart ass bears : fuck off and die.
    There I can have my scotch now..

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  10. Curious

    Fuck everybody, long, short or positioned 100% in cash.

    Fuck Ben Bernanke. Fuck Tim Cook. Fuck fucking Zuckerberg. Fuck Andre the Giant. Fuck Celine (for not using punctuation). Fuck Madonna. Fuck Christine Lagarde. Fuck Rick Ross. Fuck Cory Booker. Fuck Sue Simmons. Fuck Mubarak (well, he’s fucked already). Fuck my dog.

    In summary, fuck this market.

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  11. the boost

    I am your friend fly….I know I know, if you wanted a friend you would buy a dog

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  12. Dog

    What happened to the all caps post. I guess they got banned and erased from the planet.

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  13. fake amish

    The crying game of dead broke douche bags is a good thing. Pathetic asshats wishing for “The Postman” so they can be the leader. Not gonna ever happen fuckwad. It was a fucking bullshit movie that sucked anyway! Looks like a normal pullback for bearshitting pikers to get rolled up in, again.

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  14. Bullish

    Just need to know, have you ever considered banning me? Or am I the “yin” to the bears “yang”?

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    • The Fly

      nope. You were always respectful.

      I view people here as I would in my parlour. If a person acted disrespectful in my parlour, I’d ask them to leave at once. The same applies here, only more forceful.

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  15. Sooth Sayer

    Sooth Sayer PSA ->

    Is there a major commodity shortage? Is there a food shortage? Land shortage?

    No, we have paper errors floating around the continents who over-zealously cling to their traditions. Mankind is in fabulous shape, but forgot simple accounting lessons… the 1s and 0s can be fixed, and the wealth balance will be slightly shifted back to favor the plebs…. Plebs do not ask for much, just watch the Price is Right… Plebs also do not even require delivery of promised stuff… again, watch the Price is Right… There’s more excitement at the prospect of winning a Plinko chip than there is when the prize is finally theirs.

    Hope must be restored, that is all. Food will not leave the table. Gasoline will not become unattainable anytime soon. Heating oil sure isn’t going anywhere, and if it does, there are still plenty of whales in the ocean to heat a lamp or two.

    What is it about printing money money that has people so scared? We lost our money! Poof! Did I not just read that families have lost 40% of the net worth? There are a lot of families on the planet. We need our money back… It helps us transact and keeps us shuffling stuff back and forth, back and forth, which gets us out of bed and into the cubicle forest.

    IWM will be $100+ by year’s end… if only some petty differences are put aside. And…

    You will all still stuff your faces for $0.99 per item from McDonald’s “Value” menu years after “hyperinflationcurrencydebasementville” is supposed to arrive.

    The Fly has always known this.

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    • mrkcbill

      Nice comment +1

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    • condemned - not me, you
      condemned - not me, you

      Those who cannot remember the past are to repeat it.

      It appears that you know little of history. Read Money Inflation In France.

      Plebs do not ask for much, but they will insist on food for their families. They’re funny that way. Was there a food shortage back then? Well, it depends on how you define shortage. The harvest was good, but no one was selling the crops. Why, you might ask. The gobmint, in their wisdom wanted to keep the cost of food low, so they set the prices. The only problem was that the farmer’s costs were higher that “the price”. So the farmer thought, hmm, I can work real hard and sell my products at a loss. Why would I do that? Instead, hold the stuff off the market, until market prices return. And they will – eventually.
      There will be plenty of gas. You just won’t be able to afford it.

      Re-read this post in 2 years. Let’s see what a soothsayer you were.

      Don’t worry about Fly. When the time comes to be short again, he will already be there.

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  16. novicetrader

    Do i get banned, if i long the FAZ mobile?

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  17. Frog

    Alf, if you are still here, I made a comment in response to yours up above.

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  18. No One

    The rug really tied the room together.

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  19. fomoiri

    It must be close to the end of days with so many having so much free time on their hands to engage in ceaseless satirical homage to the narcissism totem.

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  20. Mike

    aapl??

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  21. Mike

    Bueller?? Bueller??

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  22. Joseph Fratolill

    I like this Greg Solomon guy.

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  23. TheArtist

    We need some Frank Sinatra…yeh, that’s the ticket.

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    • alf44

      … or, perhaps some Nancy Sinatra !

      —

      These boots are made for walkin’ …
      And, that’s just what they’ll do …

      One uh these days these boots are gonna walk all over you !

      😎

      .

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    • MX2101

      OK. I like this video, prime example of the A Game.

      The end is great, he commands silence for a clean ending, then all business “what’s the time on that”.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1ZqrXNxbGs

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  24. halfbloodpope

    I can not imagine why there will never be a cordial iBC event.

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    • alf44

      … prolly because you would need tha “Hell’s Angels” … to head up tha “Security Detail” !!!

      Visions of Altamont !!!

      YIKES !!!

      .

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  25. sodapopinski

    Let their blood spill on the glorious sands of the Gladiator Pit Señor FLY!!!!!!!

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  26. theedge111

    Fly

    I always respect your opinion even though I don’t always agree.

    Watching you try and tame the market beast is very entertaining. When it’s all said and done you are very good at what you do for a living.

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  27. The Fly

    If you posted a message and you can’t see it, you’ve been banned from commenting.

    If you can’t access site, you have yourself a full ban.

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  28. Po Pimp

    Turnaround Tuesday coming up.

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  29. Dre

    So what’s your outlook In the next two
    Weeks ?

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  30. DJMarcus

    less banning more words with friends. waiting on you big guy

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    • The Fly

      Soon.
      Took a break

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      • donker

        fly why do u even have comments allowed? on top of that u are talking to those donks lol

        and why does it feel ibankcoin is becoming like seeking alpha?

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  31. TheOSU

    Hopefully the Greeks will elect the
    phucking Communists and be hastily
    removed from Euroland .

    This is an historical moment , somewhat analogous to the Cuban revolution . An opportunity to see first hand , in real time , the
    destruction and chaos resulting from a less than ambitous minority suddenly becoming the majority .

    Why on earth is gold not @ 2000 already ? Strong dollar…please ,
    this is insane .

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  32. enlightened1.

    the fly is my meme…

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