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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Introducing the New iBankCoin

I hope you appreciate the magnitude of this recent iBankCoin home page redesign and understand, with every fiber of your physical being, that it is better than anything you could have ever imagined, let alone create. Having said that, this is only the beginning.

Bloggers in the Blogger Network will receive the same page rank as my own staff. However, such luxuries will come at a great expense. Starting immediately, I am watching you very closely, as you represent iBankCoin, in all of its pomp and grandeur. Should you fuck up or post horseshit with bad syntax, I will fire you.

For bloggers in the blogger network: you now have editorial power to choose front page pictures to accompany your posts. You have access to my personal collection of eclectic pictures, placed on the upper right hand side of the wordpress dashboard. Enjoy them with my compliments.

GONE ARE THE DAYS OF SUB-PAR BLOGS. BEHOLD THE ERA OF ENFORCED EXCELLENCE.

Moreover, we are still in the development stages of creating an iBankCoin economy that will dictate your “rank” on the site, with whimsical income versus expenses spreads– and other fun things to help alleviate the stress this cocksucking market burdens us with. Those things, AND MORE, will be completed inside of the next week. For now, you can see most readers are defaulted as “analysts.” There will be “trainee”, “vagrant” and “prison” (banned fuckers) ranks as well, all done with the utmost care and precision that you’ve grown to expect from iBankCoin.

BEHOLD THE INTRODUCTION OF THE MERITOCRACY.

All posts, aside from me and the 12631 boys, adhere to the laws of chronology. In the center is a “trending” box, listing the top 4 articles posted on the site, over a 24 hour time frame.

Some things never change, however, like excellence.

-Fly, 2012

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32 comments

  1. jg

    FIG DAMMIT

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  2. Blind Read Ant
    Blind Read Ant

    Fun times S. Fly.

    I must be gettin’ old, do I get points for anything?

    Or so MadDog’n profits n’ Shei’?

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    • thorium

      I am curious how your incomprehensible posts will fair

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      • MetalLeg

        “Fair”? How about you try to achieve A Game status and go with “Fare” instead?

        I, for one, would hold you in higher esteem.

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  3. Anthony Brown

    Nice!

    Would love to see a page with all your quotes from the ticker, they seem to roll just a little too quickly.

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  4. The Fly

    On the front page, we are scrolling market data, including European 2 and 10 yr bond yields.

    You’re welcome.

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  5. gravestonedoji
    gravestonedoji

    This is why this place rocks. Nicely done.

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  6. Hugh Hendry

    Indeud

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  7. Fidel Cash Grow
    Fidel Cash Grow

    And to think, I was once a critic of the black background. I have much to learn. This refresh looks amazing. Kudos to Fly and Jeremy.

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  8. dztrading

    Fantastic job on the new design

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  9. razorsedge

    sounds like fun.

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  10. Steve-o

    This display very poorly in Safari. On the front page, I had to scroll six times just to view the headline for this first article.

    I love this site, but it’s unreadable this morning.

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  11. Juice

    I don’t know .. initial knee-jerk reaction is it’s not as easily navigated/read as the old format

    more confusing/cumbersome

    fwiw

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  12. Beat

    Looks good gents! This only accentuates the already satisfying IBC experience.

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  13. mrkcbill

    I prefer George Hamilton orange.

    Looks great guys!!!

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  14. Deehydration

    Superb choice of background/gradient for the article blocks on the front page. Great job Jeremy!

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  15. pyromonoxide

    Sweeeeeet.

    Rarely I am excited about a web site revamp, this place is like hanging around my favorite bar. Actually, I am here more often than my favorite bar, ha. Great job on the site!

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  16. StockThrust

    I like the new look. Very clean Msr. Fly.

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  17. drummerboy

    great touch on the revolving ticker on the top.very good indued.

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  18. Rogue Wave

    Very cool – a Meritocracy, as it should be.

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  19. wilmer

    The new layout looks great! Much, much improved. Thanks!

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  20. CalgaryG

    I would be proud to have my vagrancy noted as a loiterer on this here interwebsite.

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  21. noodleboy

    I got the secret message in this post. Quality shit.

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  22. jimbilly

    First impression:
    Seems like cronkite is flooding the main page, how are the featured bloggers weighted against cronkite(will only current daily posts rise to the top?). I liked the blog posts separated from the news.

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