Hungarian CDS and sovereign bond yields are maniacal to the upside. No one trusts the shit coming out of Italy and Spain, do you really think they will trust those filthy bastards from the East? All of the Balkans are in danger of getting flushed. If that happens, European banks will take another hit, especially Swedish banks, who have especially high exposure to the animals from that part of the world.
If you think about it, this is a desirable outcome. After all, Darwinism is the best form of filter for mankind. Let the weak and the impaired suffer and die. It is the will of the Gods, it shall be done.
Moving on, they are remaking the 80’s hit movie Red Dawn. Do you remember that shit? This time, instead of bastards from Nicaragua and Russia invading Kansas, it will be the Chinese. Actually, it was supposed to be the Chinese invading the US–but they digitally changed it to North Koreans because Chinese money is flooding into the pockets of degenerates in Hollywood. Can you believe that? We can no longer make movies that insult the feelings of the gayish Chinese because they are financing everything. Fuck a giraffe running sideways inside of an ice cream truck.
Finally, unemployment numbers are getting better. It’s an election year, so expect a full court press by the red Obama party to give the illusion of prosperity. They will take pictures of people driving wooden Rolls Royce prop cars, then say “see, everyone is rich as fuck again. Vote O.”
In summary, Hungary is in need of emergency IMF funding and Italy has a mammoth bond auction at the end of the month. Trade accordingly.
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Great idea for the giraffe flavor, although it will be difficult to fit the name on a pint container.
Euro hitting 6 month low and about to break 1.28 on that goulash news + unicredit… Déjà vu
Do you have an algorithm that generates that shit? Hilarious.
turn off your brain
if we were going to crash we would of done so already
someone will buy the Italian bonds
the bull will end around may (my 2012 prediction)
late may to early june
Good point. Some wondrous man from the East will buy all of the Italian bonds.
A gift of the Magi for the Magyars?
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Ben Bernanke is hungary for FUCKINGCHICKEN.jpg
Red Dawn was also funded by the taxpayer’s of Michigan via their 50% film incentive program they had going at the time.
Probably the best taxpayer investment Michigan ever made.
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FTK
BTFO!
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“We can no longer make movies that insult the feelings of the gayish Chinese because they are financing everything.”
Plus they are changing some of the names familiar in Hollywood in order to accommodate the Chinese:
Corrumbia Pictures,
Dwweamorks,
Metlo Groden Meyel (MGM),
Tom Cluise,
Crint Eastwood,
Jack Nichorson,
What about that Italian favourite of old… Gina Rorablidgida?
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Holy shit – Hungarian yields blowing out to the upside! what’s next – Romanian bonds btfu?! Get in the FAZmobile! 😉
When Whogivesafuckistan has trouble rolling over a muni bond we’re completely fucked.
Magyars rule!
totally agree, US data points will show marginal improvement given the election year, as for EZ, I think they wil paper it over some how for now until US election is done.
it would be a disaster for the FED and 0bama to have to step in now to “save the world”, they’ll do it after the election.
Not if it means saving our markets. Ask McCain about what a bad market does to the party in power’s election chances.
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i cant believe you speak a treasoners’ name.
I remember when this was a rich prosperous country where a person was almost guaranteed of getting ahead (at least white people). Now the Chinese have money in the bank and we are indebted to them, a communist country. Why did this happen?
FLY
Are we going lower or higher…what say you?
The only price stability seems to be in Bulgarian blow jobs.
Fucking Red Dawn. I watched that shit like 100 times as a kid, no wonder I’m a paranoid psycho.
I hate to say this. The tell is BAC. Up 2%. Shit floats.
Excuse me while I go wrap myself in a turd. I mean shroud
Fly just placed an order to 50 pairs of UGG boots to match his LULU Yoga Pants – hence the $4.00 gain in DECK. Arrogance from Fly to follow…
FYI, Both the Generallisimo and the Dollar are “stepping it up” a notch, today.
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They will take pictures of people driving wooden Rolls Royce prop cars, then say “see, everyone is rich as fuck again. Vote O.”
Potemkin Bentleys!?
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Wait a minute!
You said: Darwinism is the best form of filter for mankind. Let the weak and the impaired suffer and die.
Weren’t you in favor of bailing out US banks? They too were weak and impaired, and should have been forced to take their own losses.
Where’s the love for bailouts in Euroland?
I am in favor of pain and suffering when it suits me.
Swiss banks exposed to eastern europe
Incorrect = Obama
Correct = 0bama
(0 as in ZERO)
Vote 0 not O
Actually, they revised that ZERO jobs number to +180k over the next two months.
BAC awesomness .. full commando killing bears …
Europe is so 2011… 🙂
that shit cray
FTK wow, just wow
BAC looking a little squeezy!
Mammoth Bonds?? Sounds like something out of Jurassic Park!