The CES trade show is coming soon, something I used to get all giddy about when I was playing MVIS for some “Joozy news.” The truth is, Intel is the only company there worth listening to because all of the products “revealed” are huckster-horseshit.
Sure, you will see stuff from SIGM, NVDA, ROVI and others, but who cares? It’s just an excuse for third rate salesmen to get drunk, pass out, and piss all over themselves, following the “grand presentation.”
For the love of a gorilla god, the fucking show is in Vegas. Some of you like Vegas. I think it’s the ashtray of America, where hookers and alcoholics pair up to spread venereal diseases to the rest of America. Going to Vegas to “get rich” is like moving to Tehran for religious freedom.
Speaking of Iran, I just love the way those stupid camel molesters think they can get away with bossing us around. We will shoot their navy out of the water from outerspace! We will send loser farmers from 0hio, who are most accustomed to beating cows and chickens to death with their bare fists for sport, to guard POW camps filled with these Iranian navy fuckers. The boys from 0hio will make them donkey punch each other, whilst documenting the whole thing on their stupid iPhones–because they are jackasses.
America is a fucked up place, loaded with people suffering from acute dementia. You do not want to fuck with our oil supplies, else we will find ample reasons to “disarm” your stupid country, killing scores of “rebels”,”terrorists” and “insurgents”, razing hospitals and cemeteries along the way, until we run out of fucking money.
Keep in mind, Ben Bernanke has an endless supply of that shit.
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I tip my hat on this one.
Sometimes I just stand back and shake my head and say.
How the fuck does he DO that?
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I am still shaking my head 🙂
Agreud
Indeud.
Quite possibly – in deus.
Great stuff fly
Boss
Damn, Fly….You’re a piece of work.
John Tuld like.
What everyone has already said. RexTraordinary!
I had a shitty day, and now I’m laughing to death. Too many great quotes… Totally unfair to third tiers.
fly, in regards to you thinking the market should still go higher (as you slowly shed positions/hedge), what do you think of MGM as a short squeeze play?
I don’t like Vegas. Therefore, the next logical step is to ask me if I like MGM.
LMFAO, would you like to go see some fake jousting next?
How about Macao? Do you like the Chi-com version?
Do you really think everyone from Ohio are farmers?
Yes. Anyone living in 0hio who is not a farmer is an impostor.
How about the seven US Presidents that came from Ohio? That’s not farming.
They were all farmers at one time or another.
Especially the Tafts.
Fat fucking farmers, the lot.
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Of course Ben doesn’t have “an endless supply of that shit.” but what the hell, hopefully it’ll be somebody else’s problem. Oh wait, that somebody else is my kids.
Why should my stocks not increase in value because you refused to use birth control?
Now that the EU has banned Iranian oil, they are going to have to ink new contracts with people that they have chosen to not do business with in the past. They will get bent over the table during many of these talks and might just do something stupid.
Priceless…
Fuck Vegas, why would I want to go spend a bunch of money in a place with shitty ass weather? Not only that, but they have moving sidewalks so the fat fucks from Iowa, god forbid, don’t have to walk from buffet to buffet.
Fuck Iran, the middle east and central Asia, they fuck little boys for sport, evidence.
http://video.pbs.org/video/1474778660/
Sales guys: Everyone I know who didn’t get an accounting, finance, or engineering degree, (for the most part), spends their lonely lives doing cold calls selling solid state drives and bullshit software. They have some bullshit 401k and options in their shitty companies. They’ll most likely never be able to buy a house, as they spend all over their money on bottle service trying to impress college girls.
One last thing, I will punch the turban and fucking beard off some shit fuck Mullah any day of the week, and Bernanke drinks honey badger blood. ‘Merica
Disgusting men.
Going to Vegas to “get rich” is like moving to Tehran for religious freedom.
CLASSIC!
Mr. Fly do you have any opinion on the http://www.getmoneyout.com thing? Or any opinion on Dylan Ratigan at all?
Dylan has been hitting the sauce – he was just having a minor roid rage. One day he may bodyslam someone through the table.
Dylan is saucing it up
Can’t blame him. He screwed up a good gig on CNBC for MSNBC anonymity. But he can rant and rave over there and those fuckers like it.
He didn’t screw up his CNBC gig. He saw what was really going on and left disgusted.
Wall Street is nothing but a bunch of con artists that are of no value.
They add nothing to the economy. They are vampires that suck the life and money out of anything they touch.
Most of them are vile human beings and would sell their own mother to make a buck.
Agreeud. Indeud.
And?
Long live the Fly. 14 sentences of brilliance. I remember first reading this blog during the MVIS days. Good times even when they appeared to not be.
I grew up in Ohio.
On what farm?
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
…I’m thinking that the city of Las Vegas and the state of Nevada … are ecstatic to host CES … and don’t think it’s “worthless and stupid” at all !
Many years ago as a young Support Engineer for a major Consumer Electronics Company … I used to attend (work) these shows … as well as the AES (Audio Engineering Society) Show in Chicago.
We worked our butts off ! We also partied our butts off !
And … women ? GULP !!!
Beautiful ladies … EVERYWHERE !!!
Fond memories indeud !!!
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what do you know about anything at all?
Fly, I know nothing !
But … I DID sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night !
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I ALSO finished 2011 … UP + 14% !!!
But, I digress !!!
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Dear Alf
I beg you to consider the ramifications of what you speak and in what light you paint yourself. Being an avid provocateur in CES is nothing to be envious of. Moreover, whatever gains or losses you make with your 4th tier fortune are mostly immaterial to anyone here, especially yours truly.
Respectfully of course.
… I was actually, UP closer to + 15% for 2011 !!! fwiw
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Respectfully, of course !
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Dr. Evil: “Scott(Alf), you just don’t get it, do ya? You don’t.”
Typ to 0.
OH !!!
And … I’m pretty certain that I know more about the CES than most here !
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Good for you, Alfred.
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why pick on Vegas? after all, it is made in the good ole USA
Uh!
Now that’s a Fly spray.
OEW Recap:
“After the drop into the upper end of the OEW 1261 pivot range the market rallied nicely, taking out the opening level and making a higher high on the day. We can now count three pullbacks from the SPX 1202 low. Should the SPX now rally past 1285 we can envision this uptrend continuing to the OEW 1291 pivot and then the 1303 pivot. We do, however, see significant resistance between SPX 1313-1327. Short term OEW charts remain positive with support at the 1261 pivot. Short term support remains at the 1261 pivot, 1250 and then the 1240 pivot. Short term resistance is still at SPX 1278, then the 1291 and 1303 pivots.”
Post Recap comments:
M1 says: Thanks Tony, it looks the inverse H&S formation is unfolding properly. =)
How long do you think it could take the market to get the first target at 1360-1380?
tony caldaro says: February?
Cities across the US drop a lot of hometown objects at midnight on New Years Eve …..
Bologna Drop, Lebanon, Pa.
Lebanon Pa. drops a 12-foot, 200-pound load of bologna, but it makes its descent via crane
and, afterward, the bologna is donated to a local charity. The drop is accompanied by
music, complimentary hot beverages and a party.
In Eastport, Maine, they drop a wooden sardine in homage to how they turn a buck. The
funny part is they do it at 11 pm, because at midnight they drop a four foot maple leaf in
homage to Canada !
Is it true that Iranians are camel molesters?
Little boys are not always available.
Next comes camels, and sheep are not
baaaaaad.
Do you really think the veils on our women are to hide their stunning beauty, I ask you ?
Key Joh, do I askh you whooz face you snowh onh ath night ? Isn’t Ameriga the landh of FREEDOMH ?
Do you eat 3 day old Chineese takeh out foods ? I don’t. Disgustingh !
It gets lonely in the deserts.
Walkh half a miles in my sandals.
http://youtu.be/MP477SWoyIg
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I love Vegas…last year when I went, I ended up with two guys from Switzerland (one looking like Harry Potter), dancing this strange spinning dance and yelling lets dance in German until I think about 6am at NY/NY center bar after we closed about 3 other places..I love that place
Trading Nymph come back LOL
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought these stories were true until my friend and I took a trip from Switzerland to Las Vegas….
LOL/
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W4MM
LMAO
amazing
vagas=wall street, the difference is the house is bigger on wall street.
eu want airlines to pay for co2 emissions when flying through the countries. china says fu, lol. where does this tax money go?
Thisis a seriously cool site that I found today.