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You’re Not Looking at the BIGGER Picture, Are You?

Forget about the idiocy that is today. People are selling (mind you and get this) GSVC– because GRPN only soared 45% on its ipo. Well, hello and color me black, but the company has no more than $2 million invested in GRPN. Please listen to me while I sip on black tea infused with bergamot oil:

THE FUCKING COMPANY HAS A SHITLOAD OF CASH AND INVESTMENTS THAT WILL MAKE IT WORTHWHILE.

Was that candid enough?

They have 2 mill in GRPN and almost 7 in Twitter, as well as Facebook. Let me be clear again:

THERE IS NO BETTER WAY FOR THE RETAIL INVESTOR TO GET PRIVATE EQUITY EXPOSURE THAN GSVC.

It is the conduit, the bridge if you will, between the haves and the have nots.

Just so you know, “The Fly” traverses on both sides of the bridge and GSVC has my rapturous attention.

At any rate, I am not accustomed to speaking to you with such respect and levelness, because it isn’t fair to me. So, let me wrap this up with contempt: fuck you little trollops, who eat fig newtons all day and talk shit on Twitter about how fucked up this market is. “The Fly” is making magnanimous moves TO THE UPSIDE in WNR and hated VCR-Killer company, the infamous NFLX.

UPDATE: I sold CIEN and bought DK

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57 comments

  1. RRIskyBizness

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A

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  2. The V.King

    V.K.I.G.

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  3. Cheesefries

    Let them short into the Facebook and Twitter IPO.

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    • Trading_Pymph

      Facebook have lost their window of opportunity. Besides, the usage levels have dropped (I’m judging by my “circle”) due to excessive growth in contacts (reduction of privacy) earlier this year. Twitter have yet to show how they’re gonna make the money.

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      • Cheesefries

        The point is there will be many future IPO’s.
        This is the one of the only access points.

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      • The Fly

        FBOOK ipos at $100 billion.

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      • DrSchadenfreude

        Twitter is a superb compliment to google. It is a supply of unfiltered news from people on the ground. When Bin Laden was disposed one of his unsuspecting neighbors tweeted all about the top secret raid. Search for “no homo” on twitter and keep a straight face. Put a value on that.

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        • Trading_Pymph

          The tweet about the raid got its meaning only after the fact, when the world had learned about that A-jad town. Before that it was only a gossip, not so much different from random chat one hears when commuting. Shall somebody find a way to make Tweeter make money, could for them. For now that’s just a fantasy football.

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        • Yogi & Boo Boo

          I agree with the $GOOG fit. I was disappointed when $GOOG stopped its real-time search of the twitter stream. It was the most efficient way I could find to get real time info on news rumors, stock rumors, natural disasters, etc.

          $GOOG news is to slow, and unless you are following the “good” news gatherers (WhateverTF that means), you won’t get the real story for precious minutes.

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  4. madman

    vkig- v king is goofy?

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    • ruggyup

      Maybe vking lives in Vancouver, WA

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    • The V.King

      BANNED

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      • Blind Read Ant

        Where is V.King Kingdom?

        By the way, as I have no interest in US politics, I’d like to ennobled to the status of a at least a Lord, but preferably a Duke.

        I’ll bring V.King three wenches for my every single one.

        They will carry baskets of whey protein and golden chalices aka “Golden Goblets.”

        Hail!

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  5. genghis khan

    What’s the reason for the GSVC dive?

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    • The Fly

      sell the news.

      Dodo birds

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      • genghis khan

        8% haircut, wow. Looks like NFLX is heading back for the $100 roll, and more. BTW, why do you not buy FCX, MOS, POT, AGU? Why do you prefer silver over ag?

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  6. ALLPROz

    GSVC yet top make a profit?

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  7. ALLPROz

    Gaga for Google…

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  8. Bic

    Senor Fly, talking about his WNR yet again.

    What do you think, GRPN below 20 buckaroos within a month even with the Turkey Gods fattening everything up? It is back at where it opened now. That was a good video somebody linked earlier to that analyst that said 95% of businesses only use GPRN once. Facials.

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  9. Michael Moe

    Mr. Le Fly, please be careful. A few months ago I signed up on secondmarket.com and just started buying random shit. Then I unloaded $GSVC upon my enemies. I don’t want to see anyone I care about getting hurt. This social media bubble is about to get myspace’d.

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  10. Bullish

    I am enjoying this tune today!

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  11. JTU

    Yeah but didn’t you say yesterday that:

    Ahead of the Groupon ipo, I added to my GSVC position.

    Groupon is gonna rip tits.

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    • the fly

      Groupon did rip tits and I did add to gsvc and I did lose paper money. That’s the mkt

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  12. 1% Wannabe

    In and adding to. Long live Sir Fly!

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  13. Pirate Smile

    That was some $14.15 secondary stock coming out on the news. Grope- On is not the crux of the GSVC story here. Besides I will bet against Herb Greenberg and the rest of the CNBC dipsticks every time. Geez, listening to them is like watching monkeys fuck, .

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  14. TraderCaddy

    Between Carl Ichan and that Investment Co. letter to Jerry Wang @ Yahoo, I will do my own letter:
    Dear SEC:
    You suck.
    Kindly send my $$ back that I lost in WCOM and Enron.
    Very truly yours,
    TC
    PS Say hello to Bernie M. for me.

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  15. Frenchie

    Le Fly is taking in Le Poop Shoot today.

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  16. BigMike

    Why is BAC down 6%? All other financial down only 1-3%.

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  17. Google Much?

    (Reuters) – Bank of America Corp (BAC.N) shares fell about 4 percent after the second-biggest U.S. bank revealed plans to issue common stock in exchange for preferred shares.

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  18. Blind Read Ant

    That’s some crazy techno SirFly.

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  19. alf44

    Moe on CNBC !

    Predicts a $50 price for GRPN !

    .

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    • TraderCaddy

      Kind of looked like Shemp Howard to me.
      Hard to tell the brothers apart sometimes.

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      • alf44

        No !

        It was definitely Moe !

        😆

        .

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        • TraderCaddy

          OK
          I’ll go with you on that.
          You have better eyesight than me.

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        • SuckerBet

          Michael Moe is a snake oil salesman…always has been, always will be…anyone in the industry knows it.

          Now he’s hoping the unsuspecting public doesn’t.

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  20. Spooky

    GSVC and WNR are two of the few things I still own–even though I’m about 85% cash in my trading acct at the moment. I’m too busy at work to trade nowadays, and part-timing this volatility would be murderous….

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    • super

      Be careful Fly, know you’re a smart guy and respect, these new techs coming out though are complete and utter shit.

      Whoever was able to get their hands on some shares before it went public dumped em all today.

      Can’t wait until people starting writing some puts.

      GRPN –> $0

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  21. MCPJ

    Fly, a more appropriate song for the haters, real slim shady:

    “I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me, So I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there’s a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me, who just don’t give a fuck like me, Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me, And just might be the next best thing but not quite me”

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  22. pitbull

    Italian Finance Minister warns that if Prime Minister Berlusconi does not step down, “on Monday there will be a disaster on the markets.”
    DailyFXTeam Nov 04, 2011 17:38:20 GMT

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  23. panamaorange

    Bullish bias into the holidays. Nice bullish “complex inverse head and shoulders” in VGK and EEM sectors. Almost picture perfect.

    But , if something does happen in Iran, Im shorting this pig down to dow 9700. Oil would gap up to 150 in less than 2 trading days. XLY and XRT would start dropping faster than the circuit breakers can keep up.

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  24. panamaorange

    Unfortunately, Obama may be saying this to the troops by spring—

    ” I said you’d be home from Iraq for christmas, but , i never promised you wouldn’t be in tehran for easter”

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