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THE OCCUPY WALL STREET PROTESTERS ARE MENTALLY ILL

I’ve concluded my study on the psyche of the Occupy Wall Street mob and have decided that they are, indeed, mentally disabled. There are very sick men and women over there, who pose a real danger to themselves and the people around them.

Bear with me.

You might support their message. As a matter of fact, I support a lot of what they are chanting about, sans the class warfare, burn rich people’s faces off, type of rhetoric. My main beef, mind you, is the very fact that these dirtbags (yes, that is what they are, literally) live in the streets. As you know, “The Fly” is not a fan of the homeless man– and supports using said men in early FDA trials for the benefit of BIG PHARMA. Instead of going home at night, bathing, laughing it up while watching horror movies on teevees, these maniacs sleep on concrete slabs, hold “council meetings”, play drums 24 hours per day, defecate in the streets and fornicate out in the open with one another–or sometimes by themselves. There is a collective insanity taking place there, supported by a lot of Wall Street people, ironically, from the luxury of their warm beds.

There is a Jim Jones, cyanide koolaid, aspect to this movement. There is no fucking reason to live in Zuccotti park, amongst dog shit and birds. Why can’t they go home and come back on the weekends to throw “petrol bombs” at one another, like normal anarchists? Instead, they are ignoring all of the tenets of modern hygiene. Modern hygiene aka bathing daily, is the litmus test for mental health. Don’t compare these fruity screwballs to soldiers. They aren’t starving or being suppressed. Nonetheless, they choose to live like vagrants, shitting in water fountains and eating hotdogs for breakfast, egged on by rich people in Mcmansions.

Going into the colder months in NYC, if you care about the health of these people, asshole, discourage them from living in a park, in favor of weekend “revolutions” and weekday showers.

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37 comments

  1. jose mann

    are you telling me they fuck in the open, I need to go down there and watch some free porn then …

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  2. drummerboy

    someone needs to get vids of fornication over in them parks.i need a new comedy sketch

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  3. drummerboy

    if this were Greece,it would be known as,”occupy bungholes”.

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  4. che guacaomole

    FIP

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  5. BigMike

    I guess once again, you’ll be throwing rolls of quarters from the 25th floor?

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  6. Half Blood Pope

    Too bad Giuliani is not mayor. He would just eradicate them all.

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    • The Fly

      He’d be doing them a favor. They are going to get sick. The homeless people of NYC have made Zuccotti park their home. It is unsafe and unsanitary there.

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      • Half Blood Pope

        I would not be surprised if you see a tuberculosis outbreak down there Fly. Be careful wearing your 5 thousand dollar suit, the more deranged they become the more they spit.

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  7. outofmiddleclass

    hahaha best writer ever ..kudos fly

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  8. The Fly

    Remember this, all of you assholes who support them do so from a warm bed.

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  9. twofngersneak

    Dennis Kneale fondles cats

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  10. TraderCaddy

    This is what will happen in the winter.
    Soros and 0bama will buy all of them MTA Metro Cards so they can ride the subways away from the harsh winter weather.

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  11. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I do not support these miscreant street dwellers.

    But in other news, we go higher.

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  12. The Fly

    They are not at war. They are not starving. They are not without shelter, yet choose all of the above.

    INSANE

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  13. Trading_Pymph

    Fly, seriously, noone gives a fuck about those guys. You are taking it way too close to heart.

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  14. Cascadian

    I sympathize with their “feelings”, but think they are doing nothing but harm. Leftist financed, organized and motivated. Bringing in a lot of feel good folks and people there for the party atmosphere.

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  15. The Fly

    FYI: if you want to play Groupon, GSVC owns a piece.

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx

      fuck groupon

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      • TraderCaddy

        There is so much local competition now.
        Groupon is a dollar short and a day late.

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    • KCScott

      And Goldman owns a big chunk of Facebook – I shorted them down from 137 when it looked like the Feds were gonna lock up lloyd.

      When GS finally takes FB public, pretty sure you’ll finally see the start of a real Bull

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  16. drummerboy

    the shits even get catered.wtf, talk about a NANNY driven event.

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  17. Yabollox

    Unbathed people screwing in public. There should be a law against that! And don’t they have port-a-potties at least?

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  18. TraderCaddy

    Cracks in the regional banks this AM.

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  19. jose mann

    why does my SPXU and FAZ keep getting fucked …

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  20. mrkcbill

    You just wanted to write the word defecate and fornicate in a blog post—right?

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  21. mrkcbill

    Fly: “Quit Defecating in My City”!!!

    God Damn Defecators

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  22. Po Pimp

    Can anyone hack into the CCTV system at the Mandalay Bay?

    Vegas Trader II says:
    October 17, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    Lol. I said I would chop my balls off and throw them on the craps table at Mandalay Bay, if the S and P cracked 1235. I’m looking good, I might even shave them this weekend..

    That’s going to leave a mark.

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      Hahaha …. 1239 HOD … Balls Off!!!

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      • Blind Read Ant

        No commantario.
        “Hope” to “change” Ur “ridged” dogma PoorPoomp and FiefMouse.

        Recall, 0bama said no Vegas for U (or me, as we’re Americans – it’s fo’ Zoros &, U know, Al Sharpton, et. al.).

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  23. Magen

    ” How can one claim to know that a majority of the Occupy wall st protesters are mentally ill? That is quite a brood statement. I stumbled upon this article, and as much as it scared me, some of the comments are scarier. I will not be returning here again..”

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