Scientific fact #1: 99% of all known communists are avid coffee drinkers. Back in the good old days, Stalin would execute rich folks while sipping on a cup of joe. Truer words have never been told. As a matter of fact, a staggering 100% of all Occupy Wall Street protesters are in fact prolific java juicers.
Scientific fact #2: 99% of all serial killers are in fact coffee lovers. Exhibit A, Exhibit B. If you are a parent of a young child be sure to raise him or her correctly by encouraging tea consumption over “the black death.” Should you fail to do your duties as a parent, there is strong chance your child will grow up and slay you while you sleep.
Scientific #3: Coffee drinkers are accounting cheats. Look at GMCR, Enron, Calpine and Bernie Maddoff: all coffee drinkers.
Look, we can debate this for hours, if not days. Just know this, when I used to drink 5-20 cups of coffee per day, I’d slap people in the face, unprovoked, with hot slices of pizza. I’d also kick old men in wheeled chairs down subway steps, whenever the chance presented itself. Ever since I’ve reestablished myself as a gentleman amongst the Tea drinkers of Great Britain (TdoGB), I’ve been well mannered and cordial. Look at Scott Bleier, Jakegint and Woodshedder: fucking cavemen and coffee drinkers.
In closing, try to avoid being an uncouth, degenerate miscreant by drinking the evil bean and take up the avocation of proper and honourable tea consumption, preferably of the black variety or mate.
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preferably of the black variety of mate.
No homo.
The White House drink is Diet Coke. What does this mean Dr. Fly?
Not true. Obama drinks Fuckbucks coffee all day.
I’ve always enjoyed an ice cold Fresca myself. You are right again Fly it appears the assistants drink diet coke http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1882167,00.html
Of course. Obama bathes in that shit.
Who is Obama?
However I do know an 0bama.
TraderCaddy is that a zero bamma?
Did you forget about the Communist Red Chinese tea drinkers?
Tea is also more popular in the Middle East. This is most disturbing.
Not for yo’ mama p son.
She’z in the harem, yay yay?
duplicate of bastards repeats
100% of drug addicts used milk first. Therefore, milk is a gateway drug.
And Tea drinking is a gateway to chappery;
http://www.thechap.net/
That site is gold.
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Is ur tea caffeineneted?
I plead the 5th.
This will do it.
http://www.celestialseasonings.com/products/herbal-teas/morning-thunder
Ever had real South American mate’? That stuff is stout enough to make your teeth curl.
Color me still drinking copious amounts of caffeine laced kava of the Timothy’s Italian roast style.
Let me just offer at this point that if the Italians do indeed make their coffee in a manner that approximates the flavor and aroma of the above mentioned roast, they do, as a nation have some redeeming value and should be kept “alive”.
Pervert killer
Interesting. I am looking at importing specialty Honduran cawfee as we speak.
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You can’t have any. Mrs. Fly would be mad, so sorry.
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Community Dark Roast. 1 “scoop” per 2 cups water is enough to give the most hardened coffee drinker the shakes for 6 hours.
For the ultimate adrenaline rush, consume two pots at the above concentration, put on some old school Pantera in the background and watch TNA / TZA tick-by-tick.
The surgeon general probably warns against this.
What does it mean if you prefer your daily caffeine dosage via a pill or energy shot?
No coffee or tea.
Flintstone. Do you eat brontosaurus burgers for dinner?
$8 gets you a bottle of 60 NoDoz (200mg caffeine)
or
$8 gets you one large Starbucks coffee
WTF?! You have to be some sort of toothless redneck to buy that.
My “primary care” physician advised me to just take a caffeine pill instead of the morning coffee ritual. I believe he and his partner got booted out of the local hospital for being troublemakers and they started their own office.
Bullish I second that method! Makes a lot of sense to me plus coffee takes to long to drink!
Cretins all of you. Where is your appreciation of the finer things….the aroma, the steam wafting from the cup, the earthy flavor of a finely brewed Kona, the sparkling crispness of a bean from Guatemala, the sensual sloshing of the liquid over your teeth while it stains them a putrid brown. 🙂
Coffee contains more antioxidants than virtually any other food substance in North America.
PAID FOR BY FOLDGERS
“Folgers” …
A game !
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I’m not required to spell corporate brands the way they want me too, ie. FUCKBUCKS.
… you need to copyright “FUCKBUCKS” !
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THAT, Señor … is comedy gold !
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FOLGERS IS NOT COFFEE!
Its reconstituted carbon paper blacking.
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trees have nuts,
I have nuts
therefore I am a tree
Does having nipples make me a woman?
only if I can touch them
Can you be milked?
That’s two creams, but where’s the sugar?
like a cat
This part of the thread is getting really degenerated. No wonder the nymph is staying as far away from this thread as she can.
Did I just see Merlin?
Must be the decaf….
Also, 99% of coffee drinkers are necrophiliacs professing Christianty as their faith.
Plus, I hear Iraqi Dinars are in short supply at banks near miltary bases.
Elephant in the room:
Your returns were much greater when you were on the bean.
Where is your proof?
I am at annual highs.
08, 09, 10 returns.
Dr,
Stalin used to drink, he was Georgian :), these guys are tea drinkers.
He used to drink Gerogian wine two, always mixing 2 kinds together.
Man, I am a source of a lot of useless information i guess.
You offer no evidence. Let me just say, the phrase “would you like a cup of Joe” refers to a certain Mr. Josef Stalin
nope. http://www.snopes.com/language/eponyms/cupofjoe.asp
LIES.
Capitalist propaganda.
He didn’t speak English, lol his name was Josef in English, lol
which sounds like Yosif in Russia.. so it would be a cup of Yo lol.. by the way until USSR befriended Fidel, they had no coffee there 🙂
By the way, the place you buy your tea from should have Georgian black tea – would be the same kind Stalin drunk.
Stalin drank Vodka, lots of it.
Gaddafi had his own Keurig coffee maker in the drainage pipe he was hiding.
The coffee did not help him much.
I love facts.
Another Fact.
Oxygen causes cancer.
Everyone stop fucking breathing.
If you take a shit, you are doing something that Einstein did on a daily basis… If you are not constipated you are a fucking genius.
Since you gave up coffee, your WNR has grown; stay with what works.
That’s a revealing statement, coming from a woman!
How about someone joining me with a bottle of gourmet fine wine instead? https://www.lot18.com/i/Fulltime421795
During WWII coffee consumption fueled our American Military as they reconquered Europe and the Pacific.
RETURN SERVE
I bet those WW2 soldiers killed a lot of people.
QED
They were a bunch of tough old boys.
wow am I the only one that just drinks water and doesn’t need to put caffeine in my system once every 24 hours or more to prevent headaches and other side effects from caffeine addiction withdrawl?
withdrawal? pfft.
My late English grandmother slammed 45 Dunhill Reds a day, she also had tea time 4 times a day.
That is why she lived til 95. Smoke like a train and drink that antioxident tea, baby.
I forgot to mention, that she was also a socialist!
It ain’t the coffee, but rather the kind you drink…..and most of it is shit quite frankly. Burnt, chicory and cereal fillers, bottom of the barrel garbage.
FACTOID Male tea drinkers are seriously chromosome challenged.
Americans rolled into Berlin despite the absence of Earl Grey. Had they been supplied with it – blame the Brits for jacking the entire Allied supply – the Stars and Stripes would today be flying over Moscow and Beijing.
True.
Fucking.
Story.
It’s a fact.
Only a limp-wristed man would type such a thing.
BANNED FOR IGNORANCE AND A FRIGHTENED SENSE OF MASCULINITY.
BANNED ALSO FOR AN EXTREMELY TINY PENIS AND DOG ABUSE (HIDE THE PEANUT BUTTER)
Your radical opinions might be best expressed with some later to be auctioned chart art.
http://www.insidefutures.com/charts/index.php?sym=KCZ11&sp=1&type=CANDLE&grid=1&mouseover=1&volume=1&a=M&studies=RSI;MACD
Libya is the cheapest war fought for oil thus far. The next target is Venezuela.
Chavez will destroy it first all by himself. He is even more deranged than Mooooommar. was.
Well, I still think Fly is insane for having given up playing global apocalyptic intrigue in favor of becoming a “value investor” in commestibles… I mean, visions of bow-ties and starched white shirts, really, really zzzz.
I can’t see Fly staying content for long as proprietor of an oatmeal blog with attitude.
i’ll take the under on this with a Monday call.
The honeybadger doesn’t give a shit about coffee. It just takes what it wants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
“There is a bloody brave little animal called the honeybadger in Africa. It may be the meanest animal in the world. It kills for malice and for sport, and it does not go for the jugular-it goes straight for the groin. It has a hell of a lot in common with the modern American woman” from Robert Ruark.
Any question about why my boat is named HONEYBADGER?
This Honey Badger has some splainin’ to do:
http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2011/10/20/2502272/tyrann-mathieu-spencer-ware-suspended-lsu-auburn-football
I’ll put the chances this suspension goes longer than one week at nil. Can’t have the most exciting defensive player in the country sitting out this year’s version of “Game of the Century”.
You watch Wild Kratts too, huh?
Even the fictional serial killers are avid coffee drinkers. Dexter slugs the bean like water!
You’re in good company:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2IJdfxWtPM
BTW, Make it so.
Did you stop drinking Monster Energy Sodas (the blue can)? I had to kick that habit.
I’ve never had a full cup of coffee in my life.
Remember that one guy on iBC that said he was going to “jape” someone in the subway? Lol.
Speaking of communists, have you heard the latest from China? I didn’t see anything about it here so far, and I know that Le Fly has taken special interest in the whole issue around US listed Chinese companies and those who accuse them of fraudulent accounting (whilst holding significant short positions, natch)
http://news.yahoo.com/china-quizzes-audit-giants-foreign-regulator-contact-071025945.html
NO ONE drinks more coffee than the squids do while on a cruise. I swear those ring knockers have a mug welded to their hands…
Fly
since you gave no time frame for you’re possible 20 cup per day indulgence I can only think (hope) some ideas you shared here were not ‘under the influence’
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How Bout Dem Rangers !!!
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Howabout them Crackboys!
Or not?
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I will remind you of this post when we kick tha Giants ass up AND down the field !
The Cowboys will insure Coughlin is unemployed by season’s end !
Jot it on a post-it … and stick it on your Cro-Magnon forehead !!!
😀
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I wish you could guarant-damn-tee that Cyclops boy.
But the Cracksters suck wolfcock AGAIN this year, so it’s unlikely they’ll be the reason for his demise.
‘Specially since we busted up your boy Homo, AGAIN (it’s become a perennial event).
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There’s a coffee ad on the right side of my page lol
I wonder V.King’s opinion on this “tres” important topic?
Never drank coffee and never will. Drinking hot liquids never appealed to me. I do however have one diet coke every morning on my drive to work.
Soda is the preferred beverage of FOXCONN line slaves. It rots your teeth.
Back in the day I was drinking daily, doing coke, smoking cigs— you name it. One morning I was chatting with the receptionist at the office and noticed my hands were kinda trembling. I said to her, “Maybe I should give up this coffee.”
… closest thing to coffee I can handle is … well … Kahlua !!!
“White Russians”
“Black Russians”
“Colorado Motherfuckers”
… well … you git the idea !
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BTW … If you have never had Kahlua and Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream … you have missed out on one of the truly great indulgences this planet has to offer !!!
Seriously !!!
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(Swish)
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Le Monsieur is sounding like the fox that made a play for yon grapes but found they were out of reach.
Until the doc says yes (which may be never), it’s no hot hot hot delicious bubbly black cauldron smoked cawfee for yooooooo!
My health is top notch. My doctor made no recommendations. Quitting coffee was done on my own.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win.” – some old dude
Indulge in some Kahlua and Vanilla Ice Cream this weekend !
Thank me later !
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WARNING !!!
It could be addictive !!!
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yah sure.
No one “quits cawfee on they own.”
You had an episode or something.
Or… you’ve been reading Mark Helprin.
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PS — and especially not for that gawd awful heinous weak ass Britisher celery substitute — tea.
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Hack!
Hack!
Ptooey! Ptooey!
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Awful 80’s sitcom with Matthew Perry predicted gadhafi’s death within weeks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o62MU1q-U1k
Coffee is the only thrill I have left.
At the risk of being off topic what is the source of the copper price data on this page? What period/time zone does the +7.8% refer to?
Thank god for this response…for a minute I thought I was on some kind of food website…do we still talk about investing here…where is the chessnwine link anyway…
The question still needs an answer as the copper price is now showing down 0.41%.
It would be helpful to know the data source and the time delay.
What are you talking about? Copper is up
5% this morning almost eliminating yesterday’s drop.
Just the price shown on the front page under the commodity tab. Where are you getting your copper price from.
Bloomberg futures.
Yahoo finance is showing -0.41% for Oct 11.
Perhaps they should be showing the Nov 11 price
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=HGX11.CMX
Looks like the Market has had a good jolt of cafeine this morning, we’re going to have a nice melt up today!
Vegas Trader II says:
October 17, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Lol. I said I would chop my balls off and throw them on the craps table at Mandalay Bay, if the S and P cracked 1235. I’m looking good, I might even shave them this weekend..
Watch this space…