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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Waiting for The GERMAN SLAVES

It’s taking a lot of discipline on my part to avoid shorting more. The breadth is for shit and we’re way ahead of ourselves, going parabolic into a grinding economy. Nevertheless, the German slaves will be casting a vote tomorrow on the ESFS deal. There are too many moving parts for me to even begin to discern. Let’s put this into context, shall we?

Let’s say Europe passes the ESFS and German slaves agree to fleece themselves for the degenerates on the beach in Italy and Greece. We will likely have a nice Liberace styled rally, with bulls wearing diamond rings while placing buy orders. Cocaine and caviar will flood the boardrooms, as is customary in every brokerage firm west of Brooklyn. Things will appear to be normal, until the fucking clawhammer of certain death smashes your brains in with horrible economic data.

Eventually, the focus will switch from ESFS to the global economy. Don’t look now, but the draconian price action in the basic material sector is telling you China is slowing. Once all eyes are back on dicksucking GDP data, the fucking bottom will drop out of this market. Let me say it again, this time with purpose.

ONCE ALL EYES ARE BACK ON THE DICKSUCKING GDP DATA, THE FUCKING BOTTOM WILL DROP OUT OF THIS MARKET.

Trade happily and with great valour [sic].

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19 comments

  1. Moonraker

    Instant classic

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  2. ruggyup

    Play it again, Sam.

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  3. Calgary G

    Mad Willie, I had some recommendations for you, now buried in ” Feeling lucky, punk?”

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  4. whoa

    buy vxx and wait?

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  5. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Maria Bartiromo should take wardrobe lessons from Mandy Drury.

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  6. Bullish

    “with bulls wearing diamond rings while placing buy orders”

    I like the sound of that.

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  7. huh?

    Black thursday here we come!!!

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  8. The Plumbers Crack

    Such style, such grace.

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  9. Cascadian

    I’m west of Brooklyn— where’s my cocaine?

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  10. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    So what are you saying?

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  11. Hermes

    “Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.” -Bruce Lee

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  12. Gandalf the bull

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS

    SPX 1700 THAT IS

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  13. MetalLeg

    SMN calls

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  14. Aristotle

    With Merlin being spotted it must mean that Horatio is lurking about in his burlap sombrero!

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  15. futures

    I’ved sold the ES at 1173 qand bought at 1166 4 times already zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………….

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  16. surplusdroids

    infuckingdeud!

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  17. weirdo jay

    The good news is that eventually the carnage will wipe out government and socialism will be dead in it’s tracks, paving way for a new era of prosperity for all come 10 years from now.

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