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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Midday Request

Stop talking about my penis.

Cordially,

Fly

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28 comments

  1. pedro2

    Señor the Fly. what I do about thees feck the WiNneR? My wife now call me the stupid feck stik and piñata smack the nut sack. The castrate ees better. She send me soon back Sinaloa. I fecked/ The feck ameritrade call for the margin. what the feck. They sell the shit. What I do now Fly.

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    • Bill Johnson

      Don’t worry Pedro2, you will be able to buy a hotter wife on Friday…

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  2. Bill Johnson

    haha, you said WNR…

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    MGM +10.98%

    That is all.

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  4. Great Unwashed
    Great Unwashed

    It’s the perfect confluence of claims of WNR rising and the constant talk of crack spreads that make WNR the most titillating call ever.

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  5. hahaha

    if they beat earnings it will mean rippage

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  6. hitter

    any words on FORM????

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  7. Jakegint

    It was your WNR? I thought we were talking about my WNR?

    ________

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  8. wayne

    Fly you think WNR will earn north of .74 eps for Q1. What do you have for Q2 eps $1 per share??

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  9. No One

    You have the WNR of a fly, what is there to talk about?

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  10. Mick

    tso ripped higher off lows…. wnr not so much…. what is up with 15.50 take it mr fly

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  11. Trading Nymph

    It’s Tea’s fault…He ASKED me about Girth…lol.

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      you could have rubbed some VXX on it … to protect yourself

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      • Trading Nymph

        Old Wise Tale, it won’t protect, lol….BTW I think guys would be really upset if I used Vicks on it, rofl….Ice, Warm Coffee yes…but Vicks, IMHO ouch for them.

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        • Jakegint

          Ice??

          Warm coffee??

          ______

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          • Trading Nymph

            lol Jake….Well, if we could talk about Fly’s ahh Member, I could go into more detail, rofl…….wonder if Tea was talking about something else when he brought up Girth?

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          • TeahouseOnTheTracks
            TeahouseOnTheTracks

            Girth? Was referring to the size of my WNR holdings in the portfolio … What were you envisioning my dear nymph?

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        • TeahouseOnTheTracks
          TeahouseOnTheTracks

          You should let them be the judge of that … cold & hot at the same time makes for an eye opening experience or so I’ve heard … hahaha …. you may find it gets the juices flowing for more than bubbles and futures my dear.

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  12. Raule

    “No honey the 401-k’s fine. I found this guy on the internet, and his name is The Fly, and he likes WNR. No not like penis, it’s a ticker symb…listen this stock market stuff is really complex.”

    – Conversation I would have with my wife

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    • Bullish

      John Wayne Bobbitt had a similar conversation with his wife back ’93… Everything went swell.

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  13. Kwame Brown

    Picked up some CPST to go along with my WNR. ALL IN.

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  14. A Monkey with a Ham on Rye with Crackspread Sammich that Taste Real Good
    A Monkey with a Ham on Rye with Crackspread Sammich that Taste Real Good

    Oh, boy, this, is, going to be great!

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  15. ruggyup

    WNR = adult bris without anesthetic. Except for the FL ABC cheap scotch you prols drink.

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      That’s not right … talking about WNR growth rates when this company has been out of puberty for years. It doesn’t get any bigger after the peak production cycle is over.

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  16. deehydration

    Where is that dude named CAP? Famous for betting “If I lose, I will suck my own dick” against The Fly. Would love to know if he is short WNR

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    • Go2mars

      Unless he’s really really flexible that requires being rather long I should think.

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  17. NSAID

    WNR is like crack

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