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Salsa Dancing on Your Face, Into the Bell

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Fuck with me. Play it good and loud.  Understand something: we’re all gonna be “rich as fuck,” as we are in a “CAN’T LOSE” market. I wore extra sharp heels for today’s dance, so you know. However, let me first disarm many of you by stating, Senor Tropicana doesn’t wear high heeled shoes or anything. I just put spikes on the bottom of my soles, when I salsa dance on your face. I am a very good salsa dancer, so you know. Some of today’s winners included DMND, CIEN and TEVA

Good day to you and yours.

Top picks: REXX, EXK, CCJ, CENX, PWER and a little VLNC. Why the fuck not?

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53 comments

  1. Good Shepherd

    arrrriiiiba!

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    • The Chief

      Porque musica de salsa? Porque no soukous — es mas alegre, verdad?

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  2. Frank White

    Never.Down.Again.

    now it’s out there.

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  3. arnoldsimage

    why the fuck not carry a large folder. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scFsvxFkbY0

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  4. Salsa Dancing Frog Whose Mother Was a Cave Man
    Salsa Dancing Frog Whose Mother Was a Cave Man

    Those knives might be very useful to have while walking through some cities that have been badly hit in this economy.

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    • The Fly

      Future serial killer right there

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    • go2mars

      Maybe… But it is interesting for bears and cougers when on hikes near Calgary. I had to get a bear out of the freezer and to the taxidermist yesterday to make room for half a bison today. Having taken a bear apart, I can say conclusively, that a bigger knife is preferable if fighting a bear! Gotta get through a lot of meat and fat right away to make any difference if it came to a fight while hiking.

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      • alphadawgg

        IF fighting a bear?? Whaaat?

        Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight! Use your 12 ga with 00 Buck when in bear country. I’ve heard of hunters who got decapitated by one swipe of a bear’s paw. As the Indians say, “knife no good” in that situation.

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        • go2mars

          I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly when in the “back-country”. But there are a lot of popular trails where carrying a shotgun around is frowned upon by ypuuy mothers with their toddler in a backpack. Having a big knife in each hand is better than trying to scare off a bear by slapping it.

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    • panamaorange

      The only purpose of knives, is to attach guns to them.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWeEDrMVlag

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      • Colonel von Ryan

        awesome…need one of these for my P229….

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      • go2mars

        Nice practical stocking stuffer! 🙂

        Hand guns are a lot trickier to posess (much less take anywhere) in Canada. SKS with a bayonette if one must have one up here.

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  5. arnoldsimage

    i own the large espada. awesome and beautiful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydUUkyReiKs

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  6. TraderCaddy

    FYI for those who like gold miners up and down.
    Two new leveraged etfs.
    NUGT (2X bullish miners) and DUST (2X bearish miners).
    Just like Vegas.

    http://blogs.barrons.com/focusonfunds/2010/12/08/direxion-launches-2x-leveraged-inverse-gold-etfs/?mod=yahoobarrons
    I believe today was the first day and each already had some 400,000 shares trade.
    Will be watching the spread in the next day or so.

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  7. TheV.King

    Fly check your e-mail…how about that…..hahahahhaa

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  8. Salsa Dancing Frog Whose Mother Was a Cave Man
    Salsa Dancing Frog Whose Mother Was a Cave Man

    straight from a guy in Ireland:

    Wankin bankers

    http://forums.wallstreetexaminer.com/topic/915913-and-i-like-it-too/

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  9. TheArtist

    not much love in GMCR in AH…

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  10. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    THC catching a $6 bid from Community Health

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  11. ajb_2010

    wooo hoooo, I have that CD!!!! haha, man how i wish i could have seen Hector play Live! … GREAT MUSIC!

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  12. TraderCaddy

    Funny but sad video where dumb ass scientists and green freaks at the UN BS conference on “man made global warming” sign a petition to cripple the US economy and GDP if the US does not comply with the Kyoto Treaty and another petition to ban “dihydrogen monoxide” (DHMO), which is an “evil” chemical found in our lakes, rivers, oceans, and even our food! – Water

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZ_Zcp4PwY

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  13. Frog Whose Mother Was a Cave Man
    Frog Whose Mother Was a Cave Man

    After we all die from the effects of global warming, I’m sure we will feel our time was well spent making fun of global warming believers, who include almost all climate scientists except those on the payroll of Big Oil.

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    • Subcomandante Braveflaps

      I knew she was a dude – but her beard looks great!!!

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    • panamaorange

      http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=111521&catid=2

      I plan to run out and buy al gore’s latest hardcover book, as soon as I find a way around the glaciers blocking the street.

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    • TraderCaddy

      And the scientists who are on the payroll of the UN, US Gov., and other govt’s?
      Big $$ are at stake for them.They need to create a crisis to keep the money (more taxpayer $$) flowing into their accounts.
      By the way, I believe in global warming as a natural phenomenon (as it has related to cycles over history), but don’t believe man can significantly control it one way or the other. I believe the earth is dynamic and ever changing.
      I also recall many of these same people calling for global cooling in the ’70s.
      There was a period in the Middle Ages that was warmer than today. Where were the fossil fuels then?
      However, I do respect your opinion and others , but don’t respect the opinions of those who stand to make money off of this.

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      • James Watt, Fmr Sect. Interior
        James Watt, Fmr Sect. Interior

        I agree global warming is natural as the Lord intended. We really don’t need to worry about conservation, etc. The Lord will be returning soon. We may as well use the stuff up,
        and get paid for it.

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        • JakeGint

          Holy shit, dredging up Reagan-era fossils to make your point?

          Why not add a Grover Cleveland quote while you’re about your straw manning?

          _______

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      • go2mars

        I don’t stand to make a cent off of my opinions. I am a geologist who used to teach a university course entitled “The Geological Record of Global Climate Change”. I am very familar with the issues, and I am not worried at all. And not just because I live in the great cold plains of the northland. Look to the sun, cloud reflectance related to galactic radiation (flux relates back to solar wind) for the overwhelming drivers. Check out the website “Watts up with that”.

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    • alphadawgg

      Don’t be among the gullible and the ignorant regarding “global warming”. People just aren’t that big a factor in the grand scheme of things. There’s just too much we don’t know, and too much we think we know , but don’t. The whole thing is a farce, cooked up by people who want the same old things….power, money and fame.

      Al Gore has chosen all three. Greedy bastid.

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      • TraderCaddy

        Gore is a whore.
        He has a mansion, [20-room, eight-bathroom] located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville Electric Service (NES).
        He has kept limos idling for two hours while he gives his BS speech.
        He flies private, drives limos to speeches while telling the attendees to take public transportation, he is hooked up with GS to make $$ off carbon credits, etc. etc. etc.
        Off to watch basketball.

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        • TraderCaddy

          Oops I forgot to add this.
          I do give Gore credit for inventing the Internet and of course didn’t know those were illegal campaign contributions coming from the Buddhist temple. He thought it was an in and out burger place and those were the uniforms of the workers.

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        • Frog Whose Mother Was a Cave Man
          Frog Whose Mother Was a Cave Man

          As if it would be safe for one of the most famous people in the U.S. to fly coach and ride in public buses. Right. Thank you, Glenn Beck. Fly won’t need to post Beck videos any more, Everyone except me here worships Beck and mimics all this arguments already.

          Meanwhile Exxon Mobil paid not a single penny of U.S.federal income tax in 2009. How nice that they shoulder their share of the tax burden so well and aren’t greedy like Gore and the other global warming advocates.

          http://www.forbes.com/2010/04/01/ge-exxon-walmart-business-washington-corporate-taxes_2.html

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          • panamaorange

            Glenn Beck was one of the catalysts for trapping people short in august. He spent almost an entire week on the “hindenburg omen”. Then, he has the nerve to come out last week and say
            “Everything ive told you is happening exactly the way I said it would”

            The guy seems less stable every day. And there’s a simple reason.

            He didn’t want a republican victory in the November election. It messes up the timeline for his “violent communist revolution thesis”.

            I also really enjoy his thesis that every move up and down in the dollar is decided by an obese 80 year old hungarian.

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          • Indie

            bevare… BEVARE!

            the east european puppet master..

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Dw60SVXQ4

            PULL THE STRING!!!!

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          • Cpl. Growly of the Republic of UzBECKistan
            Cpl. Growly of the Republic of UzBECKistan

            That is one scary dude. He really does remind me of Howard Beale from “Network”… do people really believe all the shit he says? He is a little bit paranoid…

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          • Cpl. Growly of the Republic of UzBECKistan
            Cpl. Growly of the Republic of UzBECKistan

            That is one scary dude. He really does remind me of Howard Beale from “Network”… do people really believe all the shit he says? Did he lose his medication?

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        • MOOBER

          Plus his Carthage farm, and DC town house, and vacation house in… and Jet service… and Taco Bell flatulence. Dude burns more fuel than anyone!

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    • Cascadian

      And there’s a bunch of other scientists who are skeptical of man made global warming.

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    • Jakegint

      Relax loser. You’ll die from other causes long before you have to worry about waving your socialist stick at the Global warming Bogeymen.

      Write a letter to that carbon hog Al Gore if it makes you feel any better.

      __________

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  14. jande9

    Silver seems to have come off it’s peak. Just a pause to let some inflationary pressure catch up do you think? Or headed down for a longer time?

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  15. Reagan Pajamas

    Glaciers don’t lie my friends.

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  16. Po Pimp

    I just put spikes on the bottom of my soles

    When I was a kid, my “dress shoes” were a pair of golf shoes with the spikes taken out. I wish I could get away with that now, but when you’re 8 years old it doesn’t matter.

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