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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Super Inflation!

Forget about hyper-inflation. That term is old, just like your bullshit car. America has invented a new form of monetary policy, one that produces an awesome byproduct: Super Inflation.

Super inflation makes everything good, providing you are rich and can afford a $100 tomato. The more debt the better, sort of like how my personal aggressive account is structured, 200% long to the tits. Should Spain wash away: GOOD NEWS. How about Italy? EVEN BETTER. The market is not going up on fundies, which chagrined me for a few months. Remember, I piss on your charts. However, I must call it like I see it and this market is totally ignoring the fundies, which is why I digitized your bullshit charts inside of The PPT. That’s right, I can find perfect set-ups in like .00001 seconds, while you fish through charts like a fucking imbecile.

At the end of the day, “The Fly” is the Patriots and you’re the Jets. I have many ways to win, specific to the stock market. I am built for this, as midgets are built to be shot from large cannons.

Celebrate Super Inflation, gentlemen, for it is the savior of this great nation.

UPDATE: I sold out of KBH, most of CIEN and half of CLF—upping my cash position to 35%.

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23 comments

  1. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Well fuck…line up a cannon for me, for i am prepared to be midget-launched. That is what i deserve for missing and even going against this fucktarded runup.

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  2. A Monkey with a million of 'em
    A Monkey with a million of 'em

    First!

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  3. TheButcher

    My chart indicates this is a good post.

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  4. The Prof

    Shorted 50 es contracts at the open, will add to this if there is any move up. The top is in. In fact, as I did in 2007, I’m positioning for the crash, a much much bigger one than before.

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  5. drummerboy

    the silver miners just took a dump at the same time.hl,slw exk. gotta step back and see how this plays out.

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  6. TheArtist

    I draw my own charts.

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  7. drummerboy

    sir fly, as you were about town,finding your sammy yestaday. did you buy jeremy a card processor for christmas? say you did

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  8. Cascadian

    $100 tomato no problem when you have food stamps. Or just skip the tomatoes.

    Q~ What’s red and invisible?

    A~ No tomato.

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    • go2mars

      It will be tricky to grow that tomato when its illegal to keep/use seeds!

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  9. Rand

    My parents believe that we are heading into another depression that inflation will cause. They believe obama is a communist, and his policies will bring us into a nationalist state, sort of like germany cira 1939.

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  10. Quint

    Jake, an update on your boyz trial….looks like he’s going with the, “she looked 18” defense strategy…

    http://www.nj.com/sports/mustsee/index.ssf/2010/12/lawrence_taylor_asks_for_dismi.html

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    • Jakegint

      Not to make any more excuses for old LT… but if a girl is in business to sell her bod for sex, I think the whole statutory rape thing goes out the window.

      _______

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  11. theman

    who listens to their parents? or do they still wipe your butt?

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  12. stinkystank

    ok, this actually made me laugh…

    That’s right, I can find perfect set-ups in like .00001 seconds, while you fish through charts like a fucking imbecile.

    At the end of the day, “The Fly” is the Patriots and you’re the Jets. I have many ways to win, specific to the stock market. I am built for this, as midgets are built to be shot from large cannons.

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  13. LittleKISS

    ” I am built for this, as midgets are built to be shot from large cannons.”

    Please we are called Little People now!

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